Christian Sewing
Belated Bonus Watch ’17: Deutsche Bank’s First Bad Bank
Now that the formerly beleaguered other DB is raking it in, Shikha Gupta wants to get paid.
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If Goldman Sachs Won’t Do Business In Russia, Jamie Dimon Guesses He Can’t, Either
Deutsche Bank, though? Still very much in Moscow.
Bonus Watch ’21: One 35-Year-Old Deutsche Banker
Name your price, Mark Spehn, and then give Ken Griffin a call.
Unlike Her Client, Rosemary Vrablic Did The Right Thing And Resigned
In karmically-related news, Deutsche Bank posted its first profit since the Obama Administration.
Deutsche Bank CEO Makes Good On Pledge To Piss Away 15% Of His Comp By Investing It In Deutsche Bank Stock
Christian Sewing is really going The Full Lutheran.
Deutsche Bank Somehow Still A Thing That Exists
Admitting to collecting fees from a notorious sex criminal is somehow only the third-worst thing that has happened to Deutsche Bank in the last 24 hours.
Deutsche Bank Informing 18,000 People That It's Basically A Community Bank Now, And Also They Are Fired
The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.
Bloomberg: Deutsche Bank's US Headquarters Is A Half-Empty Sadness Factory Fueled By Weltschmerz And Day Drinking
A fun peek inside 60 Wall Street!
Layoff Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Contemplating Giving Its US I-Bank Death By 20,000 Cuts
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
Deutsche Bank To Save Itself By Becoming Less Of A Bank
If it’s the slightest bit risky, it’s too risky a business line for the Germans.
Layoff Watch '19: All Deutsche Bank I-Bankers Might As Well Start Packing Their Scheiße
Deutsche Bank now openly contemplating what an investment bank looks like without investment bankers.
Deutsche Bank Leaves Commerzbank At The Altar Because Apparently Beggars CAN Be Choosers
It s starting to seem like Deutsche Bank doesn't have a clear picture of itself.
Troubled German Banks Confirm Rumors They Are Indeed Hooking Up
Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank are exploring a co-dependent marriage predicated on ruining thousands of lives.
Deutsche Bank Is Flexing On The Trump Administration Because It Actually Can
Christian Sewing has finally found a situation in which he holds some cards.
Deutsche Bank Turns In Disappointing Results For One Its Few Remaining Quarters
Christian Sewing now contemplating just running the whole show out of some WeWorks.
Bonus Watch '19: Deutsche Bank Unsubtly Telling Deutsche Bankers That Their Enmity Is Mutual
We're no math geniuses, but can Deutsche Bank cut bonuses back from nothing?
Deutsche Bank Blaming Latest Legal Trouble On John Cryan Because Old Habits Die Hard
Meet the new boss, blaming the old boss!
It's Difficult To Hear Christian Sewing Brag About Deutsche Bank's Rebirth What With All Those Police Sirens Blaring Outside Deutsche Bank HQ
German police raid Deutsche Bank after realizing that it hasn't been fined for anything in like months.
Deutsche Bank CFO Incredulous That People Actually Believe The Merger Rumors Swirling Around His Tire Fire Of A Bank
James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.
Layoff Watch '18: Deutsche Bank Just Fired Fruit
What's the German compound word for "Put the mango down! Mango is for closers"?