Christian Sewing is really going The Full Lutheran.
Admitting to collecting fees from a notorious sex criminal is somehow only the third-worst thing that has happened to Deutsche Bank in the last 24 hours.
The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
If it’s the slightest bit risky, it’s too risky a business line for the Germans.
Deutsche Bank now openly contemplating what an investment bank looks like without investment bankers.
It s starting to seem like Deutsche Bank doesn't have a clear picture of itself.
Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank are exploring a co-dependent marriage predicated on ruining thousands of lives.
Christian Sewing has finally found a situation in which he holds some cards.
Christian Sewing now contemplating just running the whole show out of some WeWorks.
We're no math geniuses, but can Deutsche Bank cut bonuses back from nothing?
Meet the new boss, blaming the old boss!
German police raid Deutsche Bank after realizing that it hasn't been fined for anything in like months.
James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.
What's the German compound word for "Put the mango down! Mango is for closers"?
Christian Sewing is turning to Matt Zames and Cereberus for help in saving his dying bank.
Paul Achleitner has a plan...well, a new plan, the other plans were disastrous and he sees that now.
If Christian Sewing can't afford all these people, he definitely can't afford to give them paid vacations.
Christian Sewing is now wearing John Cryan's old hair shirt.