Citadel Investment Group

Seriously, folks: Get better at this or just give up.

For a little while, anyway, before, you know….

Colin Lancaster, David Levary and Oliver Townshend are now proper hedge-fund men.

The Citadel chief is paying through the nose to keep Point72’s talent problem alive and well.

Gavin Newsom wants a political future, it seems.

Barrett Eynon is firing you, Citadel.

He’s looking forward to the welcome baskets from his new neighbors, the entire Royal Family.

Now you do, too, although you don’t get 2.75% of $5 billion just for showing up.

Until then, if you’re a portfolio manager at Point72, stay away from him while he’s lighting those candles.

And Ken Griffin’s Floridian fantasies are a few million dollars closer to reality.

Steve Cohen's recruiting problems are a thing of the past.

Because everyone at Citadel not named Ken Griffin will be fired eventually.

If you’ve got a feel for Hungarian debt, Ken Griffin would like to talk to you. For a little while, anyway.

It’s all part of Wall Street’s circle of life.

Daniel Nehren wants to make sure Ken Griffin knows exactly how little he’s been doing for the last eight months.

What kind of city doesn’t have a $100 million home for a hedge fund titan?

Got something you care about? Allow the Citadel founder to disabuse you of your love.

You, mountain man? You used to work at SAC? Here’s a bunch of money from Citadel.