SEC Just Wondering How Citadel Securities Made Slack Look So Damned Good For Its IPO
And maybe someone can explain all these other techy gadget stocks to them, as well.
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Uber Will Let Citadel Make The Market For Its IPO Because Uber Is Apparently Not Taking Many Chances
After Lyft's nightmare, Uber is at a Ken Griffin level of not f@cking around.
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Ken Griffin Has Big Banks Right Where He Wants Them
If he must, he will take them a piece at a time.
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Microsoft COO Hoping To Buck Trend Of Getting Fired By Ken Griffin
Welcome to Citadel Securities, Ken Turner.