Ken’s Kwarantine Kamp Opens Kohler Location For Eager Interns
Who wouldn’t want to spend a global pandemic in rural Wisconsin?
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Is Citadel Moving To Miami? A Dealbreaker Investigation
Ken Griffin’s suddenly got lots of places to stay in a city where Citadel has no office.
Was Citadel Securities Not Supposed To Sit On Client Orders To Fill Its Own?
It’s sort of sorry, if that helps.
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Ken Griffin Locks Up Two Dozen Employees To Keep The Liquidity Flowing
They can look out at the beach—but definitely aren’t allowed to go to it.
Ken Griffin’s Need To Stretch His Legs In New York Knows No Bounds
Eventually, Citadel Securities will occupy all of the office space in Manhattan, but for now will settle for an extra 12,000 square feet.
The Only Thing Standing Between Ken Griffin And Chinese Dominance Is A $100 Million House
Citadel is making plans as big as a Ken Griffin beachside getaway.
SEC Just Wondering How Citadel Securities Made Slack Look So Damned Good For Its IPO
And maybe someone can explain all these other techy gadget stocks to them, as well.
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Uber Will Let Citadel Make The Market For Its IPO Because Uber Is Apparently Not Taking Many Chances
After Lyft's nightmare, Uber is at a Ken Griffin level of not f@cking around.
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Ken Griffin Has Big Banks Right Where He Wants Them
If he must, he will take them a piece at a time.
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Microsoft COO Hoping To Buck Trend Of Getting Fired By Ken Griffin
Welcome to Citadel Securities, Ken Turner.