Citi President Decides To Spend More Time Not Dreading The Day He Turns Into Michael Corbat
Jamie Forese is stepping down from his role as Corbat's heir apparent.
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John Havens Gently Tugged Into Retirement By His Own Hedge Fund
Getting caught paying $70 for a South Florida handjob is one way to get out of the hedge fund industry.
Florida DA Alleges That John Havens Is A John In A Tax Haven
Vikram Pandit's former right hand man to be charged with paying some women for the use of their right, and probably also left, hands.
Citi Gave Michael Corbat An Extra Million For Keeping It Real Boring In 2018
The least memorable man in finance got a 4% bump, which feels quite fitting.
Jim Cramer Clearly Hates Investment Bankers
The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.
Citi Reports That It’s Still Way Too Big To Worry About A Massive Trading Loss
Mike Corbat: “I got creamed by that December volatility…come at me, bro.”
Citigroup Board Picks The Next Person To Ensure That Mike Corbat Always Feels Like Half A Man
John Dugan is the new chairman of the world's most boring megabank.
Bank That Loves Getting Small Thinks Online Bookstore Has Gotten Too Big
Citi tells Amazon to split in two, wonders aloud if there are any banks that know how to do that.
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No Citi Bikes At Citi Field Puts Citi Egg On Citi Face
Here's a dumb thing you might not have noticed about another dumb thing.
JPMorgan And Citi Are Just Fine With This Whole Higher Volatility Thing
Sorry Seth Golden, it's Jamie Dimon's turn to make some money now.
Citi Knew It Was Lying To Customers, Didn’t Care To Stop
After all, it wasn’t misleading any really important clients.
Libor Payouts Will Never End But On The Bright Side Banks Hardly Notice Them Anymore
We presume at this point that even secretaries at Deutsche Bank are empowered to cut $80 million checks to make people/regulators go away.
The $1.7 Billion Citi-Lehman Derivatives Settlement Doesn't Technically Contain The Words 'Told You So,' But It Might As Well
Citi might be rethinking the whole "let them come sue us" thing.
Bonus Watch '17: Actually, Citi Couldn't Care Less About Trading Revenues, Thank You Very Much
No Brexits this quarter, unfortunately.
Lehman Vs Citi Could Change The Derivatives Game For The Dumber
Or why Citi, according to its own logic, is undercapitalized by $50 billion.
Citi Just Heard Of Netflix, Tesla, Thinks Other Hot Young Company Might Want To Buy Them
The kids like Apple, right?
Citi Thinks Goldman's Bummer Quarter Just Makes It Even Hotter Because Failure Is So Relatable
Yeah, Michael Corbat has a Lloyd Blankfein poster in his locker, so what?
Sick Of Watching Britain Figure Out How To Revolt Politely, Ex-Pat Bankers In London Are Offering To Just Brexit Themselves
"I don't want more beans on toast, Jamie Dimon. I want to go HOME!"
Headmaster Of Citi's Spoofing Academy Coughs Up $350,000
Turns out the bank's head trader on the Treasury futures desk had a creative approach to the job.
Mike Mayo Doesn't Need A Job To F@ck With JPMorgan
The Van Gogh of bank trolls will not be stopped by a mere sudden lack of employment.
Wells Fargo Trading Up On The Not-So-Soft Bigotry Of Extremely Low Expectations
Investors seem psyched that Wells even got out of bed today.
Bonus Watch '17: Each Citi Junior Banker Is A Unique And Wondrous Snowflake
Cool bro Mikey Corbat is embracing that millennial management vibe.