Citi

Getting caught paying $70 for a South Florida handjob is one way to get out of the hedge fund industry.

Vikram Pandit's former right hand man to be charged with paying some women for the use of their right, and probably also left, hands.

The least memorable man in finance got a 4% bump, which feels quite fitting.

The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.

Mike Corbat: “I got creamed by that December volatility…come at me, bro.”

John Dugan is the new chairman of the world's most boring megabank.

Citi tells Amazon to split in two, wonders aloud if there are any banks that know how to do that.

Theresa May doubles down; NATO woes; Breastfeeding legislation and more!

Here's a dumb thing you might not have noticed about another dumb thing.

Sorry Seth Golden, it's Jamie Dimon's turn to make some money now.

After all, it wasn’t misleading any really important clients.

We presume at this point that even secretaries at Deutsche Bank are empowered to cut $80 million checks to make people/regulators go away.

Citi might be rethinking the whole "let them come sue us" thing.

No Brexits this quarter, unfortunately.

Or why Citi, according to its own logic, is undercapitalized by $50 billion.

Next stop, mediocrity!

The kids like Apple, right?

Yeah, Michael Corbat has a Lloyd Blankfein poster in his locker, so what?