Citi

Sorry Seth Golden, it's Jamie Dimon's turn to make some money now.

After all, it wasn’t misleading any really important clients.

We presume at this point that even secretaries at Deutsche Bank are empowered to cut $80 million checks to make people/regulators go away.

Citi might be rethinking the whole "let them come sue us" thing.

No Brexits this quarter, unfortunately.

Or why Citi, according to its own logic, is undercapitalized by $50 billion.

Next stop, mediocrity!

The kids like Apple, right?

Yeah, Michael Corbat has a Lloyd Blankfein poster in his locker, so what?

"I don't want more beans on toast, Jamie Dimon. I want to go HOME!"

Turns out the bank's head trader on the Treasury futures desk had a creative approach to the job.

The Van Gogh of bank trolls will not be stopped by a mere sudden lack of employment.

Investors seem psyched that Wells even got out of bed today.

Cool bro Mikey Corbat is embracing that millennial management vibe.

C'mon, Citi, think this stuff through.

Proving that robots still haven't truly mastered the human art of fucking things up.

Big fine for JPMorgan; Citi trader pounded the Pound; nude cop hijinks; and more.

Citi and Goldman facing diversity challenge; Theranos expected massive profit growth; jellyfish mistaken for breast implant; and more.