Citi Can Have Its Half-Billion Dollars Back. Its Reputation, Not So Much.
Fat fingers do not have the force of law (anymore).
Forbes Hopes Someone Is Still As Desperate, Delusional As A SPAC
Luckily for the magazine, at least someone probably is.
Shareholders Of America’s Worst Bank Amply Rewarded For, Uh, Well, We’re Not Sure, Exactly
Charlie Scharf offers bread and circuses to keep the Wells Fargo masses from calling for his head.
Citi May Lose Half-Billion On Revlon Snafu A Second Time
While some doubt Revlon will screw over its erstwhile ally, the company hasn’t hesitated to do it before.
Latest Citi Fat Finger Also Clicked Through A Whole Host Of Warnings
In fairness to him or her, there were working on a day off.
‘Actually, On Reflection, We’d Rather Not Block Trade With You’
Bank of America, Citibank move to reduce future block-trading fines.
Citigroup’s Still Got Some Risk Control Work To Do
Another day, another fat finger.
Five Profit Warnings In A Year-And-A-Half Is Totally Normal, Right?
It is if you’re Credit Suisse.
Maybe Serving As Payment Agent For Sovereign Debt Is Another Business Citi Should Get Out Of
At least when it comes to rogue states and uniquely recalcitrant debtors.
Deutsche Bank’s Values Now Apparently Include Shunning Aggressive Warmongers
We know, they didn’t include that three days ago.
If Goldman Sachs Won’t Do Business In Russia, Jamie Dimon Guesses He Can’t, Either
Deutsche Bank, though? Still very much in Moscow.
Goldman Acknowledges Extremely Virulent Disease Spreading Across The Globe, Is Pretty Sure It’ll All Be Over In Two Weeks
Which is when you will be back at your desks, goddamnit, epidemiology notwithstanding.
Jamie Dimon Is A Pretty Permissive Babysitter, It Turns Out
He really let the kids run wild on their devices without even a glance.