Our favorite disgruntled would-be Batman just took a bath in a Miami Beach infinity pool.
Which is only 20,000 or so fewer than the votes for their congressional bête noire.
The heavyweight parlay of petulance is at last upon us.
On the other hand, cheese and grilled goat with Mark Spitznagel sounds like fun.
It’s nowhere near big enough for his personality and grievances.
Even we think this is unfair to Cliff.
Apparently, he can be a bit prickly and difficult.
You can't have nice things, Christian Sewing, that's how The Curse of Cryan works.
Why are we still doing this dance with Big Cliffy when he's the only honest hedgie online?
I mean, he also thought he’d like “Iron Fist," so he can be wrong.
That smug feeling of superiority comes free.
We hope Danny Rand's magical kung-fu hand is impervious to Asness rage.
Cliff Asness is putting you all on notice.
Cliff is hashtag OVER it.
Even billionaires can't always get what they so desperately want.
In this case the bar is Twitter.
Keeping his limited edition Captain America dolls in the original packaging? Big deal. Global warming? NBD.