Area Man Chooses Working For Deutsche Bank Over Working For Cliff Asness
Even we think this is unfair to Cliff.
Cliff Asness
Cliff Asness Not The Spandex-And-Cape-Clad Teddy Bear In The Office You’d Expect
Apparently, he can be a bit prickly and difficult.
Even Deutsche Bank's Vaunted Prime Brokerage Business Has Turned Into Schieße
You can't have nice things, Christian Sewing, that's how The Curse of Cryan works.
Everyone Still Feigning Shock That Cliff Asness Gets Angry On The Internet
Why are we still doing this dance with Big Cliffy when he's the only honest hedgie online?
Cliff Asness Will Try Anything Once, Including Gorging On Big Data
I mean, he also thought he’d like “Iron Fist," so he can be wrong.
There's Nothing Special About Socially Responsible Investing
That smug feeling of superiority comes free.
Cliff Asness REALLY Doesn't Like The New "Iron Fist" TV Show
We hope Danny Rand's magical kung-fu hand is impervious to Asness rage.
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Party Like It's 2007
Ever so quietly, holiday parties on Wall Street are returning to their former splendor.
Spandex-Clad Marc Lasry Exits Comic Geek Closet
Someone is taking this election super-hard.
Next Guy Who Talks S*** About Hedge Funds Gets A Hardcover Copy of ‘Atlas Shrugged’ To The Face
Cliff Asness is putting you all on notice.
Cliff Asness Basically Thinks This Election Is 'Totes Ratchet'
Cliff is hashtag OVER it.
Nothing Chaps Cliff Asness's Hide More Than The Fact That He Can't Build A Batcave Under His House
Even billionaires can't always get what they so desperately want.
A Hedge Fund Manager And A Presidential Candidate Walk Into A Bar
In this case the bar is Twitter.
Hedge Fund Manager Cliff Asness Thinks Global Warming Much Ado About Nothing
Keeping his limited edition Captain America dolls in the original packaging? Big deal. Global warming? NBD.
Area Billionaire Threatens "Legal And Illegal Tax Avoidance" To Protect Comic Book Funds From Drum Circling Hippie Freeloader Idiots
"The only way to finance a big European-style state is to have it paid for by massive taxation of everyone, mostly the middle class. Right now, we are avoiding honest debate on this fact...The first truth is that the current tax rates cannot support the promises made to middle-class Americans. The most unaffordable items in fiscal projections are Social Security for everyone and government-sponsored health care for the middle class. You cannot preserve these even with Draconian slashing of military, infrastructure, welfare, education, and other expenditures. The second truth is that you cannot pay for the Life of Julia, or any vision of a cradle-to-grave welfare state, without massive and increasingly regressive middle-class taxes. The poor don't have the money to pay for a European-style welfare state, and the rich, rich as they are, don't have anywhere near enough. Not only that, it's easy to tax middle-class assets and transactions — things like payrolls, sales, and real estate — but soaking the rich means taxing investments. Investments are complicated and can be restructured to minimize taxes. Also, investments are the lifeblood of economic growth. Raising significantly more taxes from the rich also requires higher marginal tax rates — and their rates are already quite high. High marginal rates distort the economy and yield less revenue than anticipated because they increase the rewards for legal and illegal tax avoidance...to achieve anything like the European-style entitlement state they advocate, we need to tax everyone a lot more, not just the 1 percent. Despite all the drum circles protesting the inequitable distribution of resources, the wealthy just don’t have enough. The middle class and even the poor must step up to carry more of the burden if this is our desired endgame. [The American, related]