Cliff Asness
House-Flipping No More Successful These Days For Cliff Asness Than Hedge-Fund Managing
Our favorite disgruntled would-be Batman just took a bath in a Miami Beach infinity pool.
Wall Street’s Finest Pay $2 Million-Plus For 7,400 Votes Against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Which is only 20,000 or so fewer than the votes for their congressional bête noire.
Nassim Taleb, Cliff Asness Exchange Unpleasantries On Twitter
The heavyweight parlay of petulance is at last upon us.
I Wouldn’t Want To Be Around Cliff Asness Right Now
On the other hand, cheese and grilled goat with Mark Spitznagel sounds like fun.
Layoffs Watch ’20: AQR Capital Management
Dozens of miserable Cliff Asness underlings are celebrating their involuntary emancipation.
Cliff Asness Is No Fan Of Cliff Asness-Renovated Miami Apartment
It’s nowhere near big enough for his personality and grievances.
Area Man Chooses Working For Deutsche Bank Over Working For Cliff Asness
Even we think this is unfair to Cliff.
Cliff Asness Not The Spandex-And-Cape-Clad Teddy Bear In The Office You’d Expect
Apparently, he can be a bit prickly and difficult.
Even Deutsche Bank's Vaunted Prime Brokerage Business Has Turned Into Schieße
You can't have nice things, Christian Sewing, that's how The Curse of Cryan works.
Everyone Still Feigning Shock That Cliff Asness Gets Angry On The Internet
Why are we still doing this dance with Big Cliffy when he's the only honest hedgie online?
Cliff Asness Will Try Anything Once, Including Gorging On Big Data
I mean, he also thought he’d like “Iron Fist," so he can be wrong.
There's Nothing Special About Socially Responsible Investing
That smug feeling of superiority comes free.
Cliff Asness REALLY Doesn't Like The New "Iron Fist" TV Show
We hope Danny Rand's magical kung-fu hand is impervious to Asness rage.
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Party Like It's 2007
Ever so quietly, holiday parties on Wall Street are returning to their former splendor.
Spandex-Clad Marc Lasry Exits Comic Geek Closet
Someone is taking this election super-hard.
Next Guy Who Talks S*** About Hedge Funds Gets A Hardcover Copy of ‘Atlas Shrugged’ To The Face
Cliff Asness is putting you all on notice.
Cliff Asness Basically Thinks This Election Is 'Totes Ratchet'
Cliff is hashtag OVER it.
Nothing Chaps Cliff Asness's Hide More Than The Fact That He Can't Build A Batcave Under His House
Even billionaires can't always get what they so desperately want.
A Hedge Fund Manager And A Presidential Candidate Walk Into A Bar
In this case the bar is Twitter.
Hedge Fund Manager Cliff Asness Thinks Global Warming Much Ado About Nothing
Keeping his limited edition Captain America dolls in the original packaging? Big deal. Global warming? NBD.