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Facebook Stock Surges On Strong Signals That Old People Can't Stop/Understand Facebook
Nothing helps Facebook stock like 40-odd luddite septuagenarians.
Robinhood Betting That If Millennials Will Day-Trade Without Knowing Anything About Markets, They Will Probably Buy An Ass-Ton Of Bitcoin At The Top
This could be huge for the Bitcoin-price-powered buttplug market.