CME Group
Investors Are About To Get Drenched
You can bet on anything on Wall Street these days.
CME Either Got Ahead Of Negative Oil Or Caused It, Depending On Who You Ask
And one of them is asking the CFTC to sort the whole damned mishegas out.
If JPMorgan's Clients Are Dumb Enough To Buy Bitcoin Futures, JPMorgan Might Just Help Them Do It
The customer is always right.
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Watch The Gyrations Of Famed Fake Currency In Real Time
While we're embracing the madness of the great unraveling, let's trade some Bitcoin futures.
Hillary Emails Reveal Thirsty Exchanges With CME Group's Duffy
Round 6 million of "Hillary Clinton is close to Wall Street."
Evidence Shows Alleged Flash Crash Trader Is A Pretty Bro-y Bro
All I need are some tasty waves, a wicked spoofing algorithm, and I'm fine.
CME Begrudgingly Concedes 17½-Hour Day To Grain Traders (It Wasn't Making Any Money During Those Extra Hours, Anyway)
The whiners have won at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. You won't be able to buy grain or soy futures in the Windy City from 2:15 in the afternoon to 8 at night.*