I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.
Charles Schwab thinks this modern IPO market might be bullsh!t.
But, like, on background [wink wink].
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Guggenheim Partners' brain is possibly interested in running everyone's money.
Would your broker eat this banana?
Step back, Cramer, you're very horny.
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
"Our next guest would like to artfully contradict the entire point of this network..."
Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
The 46th President of The United States tells CNBC that his body belongs to both sides of the aisle.
The guy just loves animals, okay?
We're worried about Jimmy C...again.
Somewhere, Gary Cohn is having a rueful laugh.
Hey, he's gotta be right eventually.
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.
"Kuddley," "Sleepy" and "Crazy" did not perform as well as the White House might have hoped.