Bill Ackman Super Annoyed That Thing He Said On Television Was Broadcast On Television
I mean, CNBC just totally stripped the nuance from that time he said “hell is coming” and “America will end as we know it” in a TV interview.
Don't EVEN Talk To Chuck Schwab About These Money-Losing Tech Stocks
Charles Schwab thinks this modern IPO market might be bullsh!t.
Larry Kudlow Calls CNBC To Let Them Know That Peter Navarro And Donald Trump Are Nutty Little Fruitcakes
But, like, on background [wink wink].
Market Swoon Causes Crippling Algo-Mania In Old Dudes
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Scott Minerd Teases His Own Fed Nomination, Keeps Talking So No Everyone Knows Why It Didn't Happen
Guggenheim Partners' brain is possibly interested in running everyone's money.
Markets No Longer Capable Of Caring About What's Real Or What's Fake
Would your broker eat this banana?
Jim Cramer Officially Too Thirsty For Fed Chair Nomination
Step back, Cramer, you're very horny.
Larry Kudlow Told Jim Cramer About The China Trade Deal On Background, And Now We Know This From Watching CNBC
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
Jeremy Grantham Spends An Entire CNBC Segment Gleefully Pissing On CNBC's Corn Flakes
"Our next guest would like to artfully contradict the entire point of this network..."
Wilbur Ross Goes On Live Television To Prove Once Again That Wilbur Ross Should Never Go On Live Television
Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
Jamie Dimon's Internal Organs Are Functionally Bipartisan
The 46th President of The United States tells CNBC that his body belongs to both sides of the aisle.
Paul Tudor Jones Is Bullish AND Bearish Because It's 2018 And Markets Are Non-Binary, Man
The guy just loves animals, okay?
Jim Cramer Is Very Mad At The Stock Market For Pretending That It's Not A Bear
We're worried about Jimmy C...again.
It's Larry Kudlow's Turn To Lock Pete Navarro In A West Wing Closet
Somewhere, Gary Cohn is having a rueful laugh.
Fresh Off His Mega-Bullish Call On Cryptos, Tom Lee Is Calling the Bottom For Equities
Hey, he's gotta be right eventually.
Larry Kudlow Explains To CNBC That Trump's Comments On The Fed Are Totally Fine If You Just Ignore Them Like Larry Does
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
Bathed In The Red Glow Of Market Panic, Jim Cramer Calls Out For Aunt Janet
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.
White House Seeks To Quell Trade Fears By Putting Three Different Types Of Grating Old White Guys On CNBC
"Kuddley," "Sleepy" and "Crazy" did not perform as well as the White House might have hoped.