cocaine
Is Trading This Market A Waking Nightmare? At Least Cocaine Is About To Be Cheaper!
Your timing is perfect, Guatemala.
Homeland Security Would Like To Know If JPMorgan Wants Its Boat Full Of Cocaine Back
US Customs has $1 billion of coke with a lot of names on it.
New Study Shows That You Are Probably High On Drugs At Your Desk Right Now
We thought it was just us.
Turns Out Cocaine Kingpin Not Best Choice To Lead Venezuela Debt Restructuring Push
You can't blame 'em for trying, right?
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Dan Loeb Wants Central Bankers To Put Down "The Crack Cocaine Pipe"
Take a good look at yourselves.
E.Coli Burritos 'Might Have Driven' Chipotle Exec To Drugs: Bloomberg
Mark Crumpacker's dealer apparently got a call every time Chipotle HQ got bad news.
Was A Royal Bank of Canada Director Just Supposed To Not Smuggle Cocaine Into Ontario?
You'll have to just excuse the hell out of Joao Pedro Reinhard.
British Tube Rider Follows 5-Second Rule When It Comes To Snorting Coke Off The Train Floor
This guy was not gonna let anything go to waste.
Claim: Sam Israel's Investors Gave Him Money Because They Liked Animal-Loving Cokeheads Who Looked Good In Women's Underwear And Cowboy Boots
Investors gave Bernie Madoff money because they trusted him. They gave Sam Israel money because they liked him—a gregarious, disarming goofball who, as a Wall Street apprentice, had invented an alter ego he called Captain Proton, a fearless superhero whose special powers were granted by vodka and cocaine. Now in his forties, he lived in a Westchester mansion, rented from Donald Trump for $22,000 a month, with an adjacent chapel in which he had built a replica of the Bayou trading floor alongside an 800-gallon saltwater fish tank and a menagerie of rare reptiles. He’d also installed a high-end studio for jam sessions, where he’d play with the Allman Brothers’ drummer when the band was in town. He owned a fleet of Porsches and signed personal checks printed with the image of SpongeBob SquarePants...Once he’d welcomed his family home from a short trip standing in the driveway wearing cowboy boots, his wife’s bikini underwear, a lacrosse helmet, swim goggles, a life jacket, and a cape, then started screaming at his wife when she didn’t get the joke. [NYM, related]