President Biden Direct Regulators To Really Seriously Think About This Bit-Thingies
Grandpa Joe’s not quite sure what to do with these newfangled doohickies. But hedge funds are.
The SEC Doesn’t Think Much Of Coinbase, And The Feeling Is Mutual
Maybe Congress would like to take Gary Gensler off its back? Please?
If You Believe Walmart Is About To Begin Accepting Litecoin, Well, I’ve Got Some, Uh, Litecoin To Sell You
The old is new again and again and again. And Steve Cohen and Cathie Wood want more of it.
Fake Currency Purveyors Hoarding Lots Of Very Real Cash
Tether sees Coinbase’s $4 billion and raises it $63 billion.
Now That Bitcoins Can Be Traced, Used On Tropical Vacations And Retired Upon, Some People Thing Maybe We Should Regulate Them
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
Coinbase Listing The Last Crypto Milestone Gary Gensler Won’t Get To Weigh In On
Yesterday marks the divide between the cryptopast and the cryptofuture, possibly in more ways than one.
Melvin Capital Needs No Historic Short Squeeze To Lose A Bunch Of Money
Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.
GameStop, Robinhood Demonstrate Shared Impeccable Timing
Throw in some Coinbase and Cubes and the future of investing has arrived.
Crypto Exchange Fined $6.5 Million For Trading Cryptos With Itself On Itself
A more perfect addition to the blockchain we can’t imagine.
Crypto Chief Pledges To Be Even Less Woke Than Paul Singer
Brian Armstrong wouldn’t want to do anything divisive, after all.
JPMorgan Will Take Bitcoin Exchanges’ Actual Money, While They Still Have Some
Bitcoin might not be worth anything, but banking services definitely are.
Area Lawyer Will Apply What She Learned Representing Ken Griffin To Senior Market Oversight Role At CFTC
Former Citadel lawyer leaving her job at Coinbase for senior markets oversight gig at CFTC...no, really.
Fake Currency Exchange Acquires Actual Broker-Dealer License
Coinbase is going straight for some reason.
Coinbase To Unite Two Scorned Corners Of The Financial Market
Can’t trade your cryptos fast enough? Just co-locate your servers at the giant bitcoin exchange.
Och-Ziff So Messed Up Top Exec. Is Fleeing To The Comparative Calm Of Cryptocurrencies
A year-and-a-half under Dan Och is plenty for Alesia Haas, thank you.