Elon Musk Would Like It Entered Into The Legal Record That He Doesn't Know What "Pedo" Means
This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."
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Area Billionaire Retiree Debates Himself About Socialism
Lloyd Blankfein seems lonely, you guys.
Man Who Lost To Vanilla Ice On "Dancing With The Stars" Attempts To Quell Oil Market Fears Of Sectarian War In Middle east
When Iranian missiles hit Saudi refineries, Rick Perry is the man you want to hear from.
SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
The NFL Is Being Turgidly Coy On Gambling
It's funny to watch everyone pretend that gambling and football are newly acquainted.
Carl Icahn Announces Plans To Become Nature's First Predatory Snowbird
Uncle Carl is taking his show to Miami and he sort of cares about who's coming with him.
Leon Cooperman Wants Those Private Equity Rascals To Knock It Off With The Nonsense
The Coop thinks that these PE guys are living it up on all of this artificially cheap money, totally unlike the public market guys.
IPO Literally Built On Smiles Tanks On Listing, WeWork IPO Somehow Still Apparently Happening
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
Area Man Capitulates, Market Rejoices, Takes It Back, Markets Weep
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
Layoff Watch '19: Jay Powell Is A Cuck, So 600 People Are Going To Stop Talking To Chuck
These low interest rates are having an impact over at Schwab HR.
Epstein’s Former “Best Pal”: Have Pity On Poor Little Jeffrey Epstein
In a bizarre interview, Stuart Pivar claims Epstein “couldn’t help himself,” while insisting that his victims were “complicit” in their own abuse.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
Kim Kardashian Sets Raj Rajaratnam Free And What Are We Even Doing Here?
This version of Earth has ceased to make sense.
AT&T Already Playing Checkers With Dark Lord Of Chess Paul Singer
Goldman Sachs is great at bodyguarding against bullies, just ask their former head of activism defense...who works for Paul Singer as of four weeks ago.
WeWork Asks Wall Street To Value It At More Than $20 Billion Or GTFO
This is escalating quickly.
Marty Chavez Wants To Sell Ken Griffin An NYC Guest House
Goldman Sachs' Prince that was Promised lists his West Village crib for $19.95 million.
Paul Singer Decides That AT&T Needs His Always Unwelcome Advice
Everyone's least favorite activist investor is $3.2 billion certain that Ma Bell needs new leadership.
Trump Openly Flirting With His Next Fed Chair
Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.
Wall Street Heavy Hitters Are About To Go To A Whine Part In New York Supreme Court
The guys running the modern IPO market fell victim to an alleged wine-based Ponzi scheme...and that feels fair.
WeWork Now Offering IPO Investors A 50% Discount On Pretending That WeWork Is A Real Company
Adam Neumann is experimenting with quasi-realistic thinking.
Bill Dudley Would Like To Clarify That He Meant Jay Powell Should F Donald Trump With Obvious Subtlety
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
Guy In Charge Of Deutsche Bank's Future Reportedly Decides His Future Is Not At Deutsche Bank
Tommaso Zanobini seems to not be Deutsche's global head of fintech banking anymore.