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Jamie Dimon Hates Crypto So Much That He Made His Own To Prove How Dumb It Is
JPMCoin is the first financial instrument built to troll a whole class of financial instruments.
Neri Oxman Has Pershing Square Capital Up Almost 25% On The Year
Happy Valentine's Day, From Mr. and Mrs. Bill Ackman.
Jay Powell Is Having A(nother) Humiliating Morning
The Fed Chair's milkshake brings none of the kids to the yard.
Stressed Out Morgan Stanley Is Trying Retail Therapy
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
Donald Trump Nominates David Malpass To Bring Some Of His Bear Stearns Magic To The World Bank
A man who is literally a bad move is America's latest gift to the world economy.
Softbank CEO Masa Son Is Officially the Greatest Performance Artist In Finance
The de Kooning of money is about to create his masterpiece.
Snap Stock Soaring On News That Not Everyone Has Stopped Using Snap
Hey, it also didn't, like, kill anyone.
Deutsche Bank Turns In Disappointing Results For One Its Few Remaining Quarters
Christian Sewing now contemplating just running the whole show out of some WeWorks.
Gary Cohn Is Raising Money In Miami Right Now
The Big Grundle is getting that hedge fund cheddar in Miami.
Saudi Arabia Seems Concerned About How Elon Musk's Unchecked Behavior Is Being Perceived
Turns out that the Saudis have a real problem with bad tweets.
Goldman Sachs Destroys Estimates By Pretending That It's An Investment Bank Again
After dressing up the world's most potent financial services company as a 90's era M&A i-bank, DJ D-Sol is apparently into cosplay.
Citi Reports That It’s Still Way Too Big To Worry About A Massive Trading Loss
Mike Corbat: “I got creamed by that December volatility…come at me, bro.”
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Eddie Lampert Is Too Selfish A Lover To Let Sears Die In Peace
Sears would be good and dead if Eddie Lamps wasn't such a stage 5 clinger.
WeWork Changes Name In Obvious Attempt To Confuse SoftBank Into Giving It More Money
With the spigot from Masa Son turning off slowly, WeWork's self-adoration takes a dark turn.
College Athletics Still Proving How Much Money Can Be Made When Labor Costs Are Zero
America's best business model still humming along nicely.