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Otherwise, it's gonna be FUN!

This is how the fable would end if the turtle survived and lawyered up on the scorpion.

If you're looking to go public without much fanfare, it's never a bad idea to start trading on a day on which everyone is reading about the president telling aides "I'm f@cked."

The Schwarz is having himself a heavy flow news day.

DJ D-Sol paid Goldmen less in Q1, but how long can he keep doing that?

Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.

She could be even higher on the hitlist than his ex-wife.

The Stagecoach is offering its next leader a real fixer-upper opportunity.

We were under the assumption that you were supposed to reward yourself for serving special interests in Congress...not punish yourself.

This was a true waste of everyone's time.

The hubris of everyone's least-favorite ridesharing company is outmatched only by its pile of burning cash.

The Democrats running The House is already put a real crimp in Mnooks' DGAF civil servant style.

Is there a Congressional hearing tomorrow? Well, what a fun coincidence!

Lest you all forget, one of the original public companies is a full and total clusterf@ck.

The modern IPO landscape is not dumb at all.

It's time to build a wall around Larry Kudlow.

Another brick falls from the facade hiding the #DraftDimon movement.

Doesn't every bank CEO speak sonorously of American promise and augur the menace of socialism in their annual letters?