Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
Don’t worry: He’ll do it quietly enough not to wake Wilbur.
Rumor has it that Trump is looking to dump what's left of his Commerce Secretary.
We love old men saying bitchy shit about soup, but this is getting ridiculous.
If Wilbur Ross was as rich as he claims, this Silver Alert might have been upgraded to Gold.
The slippers really should have tipped us off on this one.
"Are those velvet slippers, Mr. Secretary?" "You bet your sweet ass they are, Congressman."
That's one more job opening for all those hardworking American citizens out there.