Wilbur Ross: Rumors About My Disgruntled Staff Are Just Rumors Being Spread By My Disgruntled Staff
The Slipper King "fights" back on Twitter...likely needs a nap afterwards.
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Donald Trump Confirms Via Twitter That Wilbur Ross Is An Inveterate Liar
Happy "About-To-Be-Independence Day" to The Slipper King.
Wilbur Ross Goes On Live Television To Prove Once Again That Wilbur Ross Should Never Go On Live Television
Between naps, the Commerce Secretary manages to pour cold water on China trade optimism and tell furloughed government workers to eat..."cake."
Mick Mulvaney’s Got His Eye On Another Government Agency To Destroy
Don’t worry: He’ll do it quietly enough not to wake Wilbur.
Wilbur Ross Might Wake Up From His Next Office Nap To Find Himself Hurtling Northward On The Acela
Rumor has it that Trump is looking to dump what's left of his Commerce Secretary.
Wilbur Ross Wakes Up From His Friday Nap Just Long Enough To Prove That He Doesn't Know What The Commerce Secretary Does
We love old men saying bitchy shit about soup, but this is getting ridiculous.
Secret Service Lazily Scours Hamptons For Confused Area Senior
If Wilbur Ross was as rich as he claims, this Silver Alert might have been upgraded to Gold.
It's Starting To Feel Like Wilbur Ross Is Not Cut Out For Government Work
The slippers really should have tipped us off on this one.
Wilbur Ross Would Like Congress To See What A Real Man Wears On His Feet
"Are those velvet slippers, Mr. Secretary?" "You bet your sweet ass they are, Congressman."
Wilbur Ross Prepared For Trump Cabinet By Putting Undocumented Worker On The Street
That's one more job opening for all those hardworking American citizens out there.