Commerzbank
Deutsche Bank Leaves Commerzbank At The Altar Because Apparently Beggars CAN Be Choosers
It s starting to seem like Deutsche Bank doesn't have a clear picture of itself.
Horny Italian Bank May Yet Save Commerzbank From Arranged Marriage To Deutsche Bank
It’s like Goethe’s tragedy about a troubled bank has eyes for another troubled bank that’s in an unhappy relationship with yet another troubled bank.
Troubled German Banks Confirm Rumors They Are Indeed Hooking Up
Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank are exploring a co-dependent marriage predicated on ruining thousands of lives.
Deutsche Bank Turns In Disappointing Results For One Its Few Remaining Quarters
Christian Sewing now contemplating just running the whole show out of some WeWorks.
Angela Merkel Ready To Go The Full Geithner On Dying Deutsche Bank
Hey, Commerzbank, congratulations on your impending shotgun marriage to Frankfurt's hottest mess.
Deutsche Bank CFO Incredulous That People Actually Believe The Merger Rumors Swirling Around His Tire Fire Of A Bank
James von Moltke cannot believe that the press has the balls to say that anyone wants to merge with Deutsche Bank.
Deutsche Bank Wondering Aloud If Anyone Wants To Buy A Totally Healthy Not-At-All Broken German Bank
Paul Achleitner has a plan...well, a new plan, the other plans were disastrous and he sees that now.
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Deutsche Bank Considers Doing The Smallest Possible Thing To Turn It Around
What? You try running this place!
Germany Poised To Criminalize Already Illegal Thing
Nobody steals from Angela Merkel and gets away with it.
Commerzbank To Have Cake, Eat It, Too
Appreciative as it is for the €21 German taxpayers threw it, Commerzbank has had quite enough of living under the government's thumb. So it's going to finish paying back those taxpayer loans by conveniently diluting its shares such that the German government can't tell it what to do anymore.
Commerzbank Is Not Having A Great Day
Actually, Commerzbank is having a bad few months. It turns out that a whole mess of deferred tax-accruals and the hangover from having gone into business in the Ukraine add up to a roughly $1 billion loss for the fourth quarter.