Shame has never been a big part of Kelly Loeffler’s constitution.
Your timing is perfect, Guatemala.
Bitcoin crashing while avocado prices surge in what we are calling The Hipsterpocalypse.
Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.
The Goldman chief is preparing to take out his frustrations upon them.
Blame the Terminators. You can always blame the Terminators.
There's a fine line between market-fixing and diabetes.
Sure, the global economy would be in panic, but you can trade chocolate like a mofo.
Ergo, they're gonna be really strong after 7 years of being beaten in an alleyway and nearly left for dead.
[caption id="attachment_100299" align="alignleft" width="250"] So you're telling me this is not a legitimate tap?[/caption] Forget gold or diamonds. Maple syrup is the commodity to be stealing these days.