Senator Asks Constituents Whose Gas Bills She Helped Jack Up On Behalf Of A Speculative Hedge Fund To Vote For Her, Anyway
Shame has never been a big part of Kelly Loeffler’s constitution.
Is Trading This Market A Waking Nightmare? At Least Cocaine Is About To Be Cheaper!
Your timing is perfect, Guatemala.
Despair, Youth, For The Avocado Market Is Truly F'ed
Bitcoin crashing while avocado prices surge in what we are calling The Hipsterpocalypse.
Layoff Watch '19: Goldman Sachs Doing Some Routine Spring Cleaning In Commodities
Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.
D.J. D-Sol Working On Cutting Dis Track About His Own Commodities Traders
The Goldman chief is preparing to take out his frustrations upon them.
Can You Blame Algos For Oil's Recent Losses? Sure You Can!
Blame the Terminators. You can always blame the Terminators.
Giant Sugar Trader’s Giant Sugar Purchases, Giant Increases In Sugar Prices Purely A Giant Coincidence, Giant Sugar Trader Says
There's a fine line between market-fixing and diabetes.
Celebrate Brexit By Turning Up The Heat, Gorging On Chocolate
Sure, the global economy would be in panic, but you can trade chocolate like a mofo.
Whatever Doesn't Kill Commodities Hedge Funds Makes Them Stronger
Ergo, they're gonna be really strong after 7 years of being beaten in an alleyway and nearly left for dead.
Dastardly Thieves Making Off With… Hundreds Of Dollars Of Maple Sap
[caption id="attachment_100299" align="alignleft" width="250"] So you're telling me this is not a legitimate tap?[/caption] Forget gold or diamonds. Maple syrup is the commodity to be stealing these days.