Average comp is down 50% at 200 West Street, unless you're a robot, in which case, you're taking John Rogers' job.
A rare symbolic victory for John Cryan.
Deutsche Bankers are feeling die Götterdämmerung.
It's one step forward...almost.
They're not living pay check to paycheck yet.
Oh, you didn't make $12.94 billion? That's unfortunate.
Alan Howard needs to be alone right now.
Things are getting a little too real.
Which do you want first?
Let's talk about "theoretical" pay.
2014 Stephen Schwarzman was a regular pauper compared to 2015 Stephen Schwarzman.
No cash bonus to speak of, but the li'l fella did get a bump year on year.
Let this be an inspiration to you all.
And next time he may not have to go to the trouble of doing time or having his house raided.
Morgan Stanely > Bain > Apple.
Lehman Brothers alum Jonathan Hoffman knows what we're talking about.