Alright you ungrateful little turds here’s your f**king snowflake raise.
Good news for hedge funds, bad news for skinflint banks.
Depends on whose fuzzy math you’re buying.
Sure, things were bad enough for Corbat to essentially get fired, but not bad enough to keep him from an eight-figure payday.
It’s good to be able to afford to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short squeeze if, in fact, you are going to lose $460 million on a Reddit-driven short-squeeze.
And David Solomon & co. are still paying for the sins of others.
Assuming, that is, that the janitor is a man.
Eileen Murray intends to get paid.
Average comp is down 50% at 200 West Street, unless you're a robot, in which case, you're taking John Rogers' job.
A rare symbolic victory for John Cryan.
Deutsche Bankers are feeling die Götterdämmerung.
It's one step forward...almost.
They're not living pay check to paycheck yet.
Oh, you didn't make $12.94 billion? That's unfortunate.
Alan Howard needs to be alone right now.
Things are getting a little too real.
Which do you want first?
Let's talk about "theoretical" pay.