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Someone Else Doesn’t Like Elon Musk’s Tweets
Nor, for that matter, is Congress particularly amused by Jack Dorsey’s.
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As Punishment For Not Taking GameStop Seriously We Now Have To Take Bitcoin Seriously
The karma market’s in full swing.
Next SEC Chair Could Save Kelly Loeffler, David Perdue From Themselves
That is, if they’re still in a position to enjoy political salvation after today.
House Bill Invents Insider Trading, Bans It
This may seem an unnecessary bit of legislative masturbation, but it’s not!
Jay Powell Takes Literal "Same Sh!t, Different Day" Approach To Today's Congressional Testimony
Big Pow is back on The Hill for a second day of questions, and he is making it clear he has a whole lot of nothing new to say.
Congressman Pleading Guilty To Insider Trading Somehow Avoids Getting Two-Year SEC Ban From Doing Congress
Rep. Chris Collins should have just started a hedge fund.
Jay Powell Politely Asks Congress To Please Shut Up About The GD Gold Standard
This guy can clearly put up with a lot, but...
Steve Mnuchin Ends Congressional Hearing By Having A Literal Tantrum
The Democrats running The House is already put a real crimp in Mnooks' DGAF civil servant style.
Congress Just Turned Minor League Baseball Players Into Wage Slaves
It's pretty amazing what you can shove in an omnibus spending bill.
Mark Zuckerberg's Week Is Going From Nightmare To "Senator Warren Has A Question"
Mr. Zuck is (probably not really) going to Washington.
After Missing Deadline On His Russian Oligarch List Homework, Steve Mnuchin Panics And Copies Off Forbes
This fucking guy is literally not even trying anymore.
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Jeb Hensarling Looking To Spend More Time Lobbying For Banks
Banks are about to lose their Capitol Hill Huckleberry.
Facebook Indicating To Congress That It Has Unprecedentedly Enormous Balls
Even Jamie Dimon wouldn't tell the Senate Intel Committee that he's too busy for a chat.
Steve Mnuchin Is The First Millennial Secretary Of The Treasury
"For me?" Really, Stevie? Really?
Tax Day Weekend Is A Good Time To Completely Give Up On Tax Reform
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
ABA Encourages Bankers To Enter A Much More Hated Profession
Why spend your days earning money in a fruitful career when you could become a member of Congress?
US Congressman Bitterly Disappointed That Real-Life Bank CEO Doesn't Pretend To Be Bank Teller Like On The TV
Behold the most childlike member of the House Financial Services Committee.
Congressman Apologizes To Banks For Waterboarding Them With Dodd-Frank...Literally
We're not saying that Jeb Hensarling got carried away, but...
Florida (Congress)Man Caught Badly Managing Cayman Hedge Fund
This is going to hurt, Alan Grayson.
Martin Shkreli Wants You To Know He Hasn't Lost His Sense Of Humor
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO turned enfant terrible is doing schtick outside the Capitol.
Congress Got A Taste Of Martin Shkreli And Found It Very Gross
Mr. Shkreli went to Washington...It sucked.
Martin Shkreli Can't Shut Up About Shutting Up
Maybe M-Shkrels should make "Pleading The Fifth" into a lifestyle.