It's pretty amazing what you can shove in an omnibus spending bill.
Mr. Zuck is (probably not really) going to Washington.
This fucking guy is literally not even trying anymore.
Banks are about to lose their Capitol Hill Huckleberry.
Even Jamie Dimon wouldn't tell the Senate Intel Committee that he's too busy for a chat.
"For me?" Really, Stevie? Really?
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Why spend your days earning money in a fruitful career when you could become a member of Congress?
Behold the most childlike member of the House Financial Services Committee.
We're not saying that Jeb Hensarling got carried away, but...
This is going to hurt, Alan Grayson.
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO turned enfant terrible is doing schtick outside the Capitol.
Mr. Shkreli went to Washington...It sucked.
You're bad, Filing Errors, you're very bad!
Hey Wall Street lobbyists, who's your favorite Little Rascal?
J-Yells might as well proclaim "Hail Satan" if she hike rates before the bloom is upon the rose.
Does anybody trust the SEC anymore?
We don't make or sell anything directly, Senator... but we're somehow worth almost $2B. So can you help us out?
Oh, so congress is expected to actually look into the accusations they make now?