Congress
Congress Just Turned Minor League Baseball Players Into Wage Slaves
It's pretty amazing what you can shove in an omnibus spending bill.
Mark Zuckerberg's Week Is Going From Nightmare To "Senator Warren Has A Question"
Mr. Zuck is (probably not really) going to Washington.
After Missing Deadline On His Russian Oligarch List Homework, Steve Mnuchin Panics And Copies Off Forbes
This fucking guy is literally not even trying anymore.
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Jeb Hensarling Looking To Spend More Time Lobbying For Banks
Banks are about to lose their Capitol Hill Huckleberry.
Facebook Indicating To Congress That It Has Unprecedentedly Enormous Balls
Even Jamie Dimon wouldn't tell the Senate Intel Committee that he's too busy for a chat.
Steve Mnuchin Is The First Millennial Secretary Of The Treasury
"For me?" Really, Stevie? Really?
Tax Day Weekend Is A Good Time To Completely Give Up On Tax Reform
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
ABA Encourages Bankers To Enter A Much More Hated Profession
Why spend your days earning money in a fruitful career when you could become a member of Congress?
US Congressman Bitterly Disappointed That Real-Life Bank CEO Doesn't Pretend To Be Bank Teller Like On The TV
Behold the most childlike member of the House Financial Services Committee.
Congressman Apologizes To Banks For Waterboarding Them With Dodd-Frank...Literally
We're not saying that Jeb Hensarling got carried away, but...
Florida (Congress)Man Caught Badly Managing Cayman Hedge Fund
This is going to hurt, Alan Grayson.
Martin Shkreli Wants You To Know He Hasn't Lost His Sense Of Humor
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO turned enfant terrible is doing schtick outside the Capitol.
Congress Got A Taste Of Martin Shkreli And Found It Very Gross
Mr. Shkreli went to Washington...It sucked.
Martin Shkreli Can't Shut Up About Shutting Up
Maybe M-Shkrels should make "Pleading The Fifth" into a lifestyle.
Having Conquered Finance And Pharma, Martin Shkreli Is Basically A Constitutional Law Expert Now
A dangerous mind, indeed.
Senator Bob Corker Disappointed In The 'Filing Errors' That Resulted In Him Failing To Mention Millions In Income
You're bad, Filing Errors, you're very bad!
Elizabeth Warren Is A Mom, So She Knows What You Wall Street Lobbyists Are Up To Behind That Locked Door
Hey Wall Street lobbyists, who's your favorite Little Rascal?
Congressman Warns Janet Yellen About Implicitly Satanic Winter Rate Hikes
J-Yells might as well proclaim "Hail Satan" if she hike rates before the bloom is upon the rose.
SEC’s Cozy In-House Courtroom Under Siege By All Branches Of Government
Does anybody trust the SEC anymore?
Boehner To Withdraw From Office
The embattled speakership of Ohio's favorite son has finally gone limp.
Etsy Is Learning To Lobby Congress And It's An Adorable Mess
We don't make or sell anything directly, Senator... but we're somehow worth almost $2B. So can you help us out?
All Hedge Fund Managers Look The Same To Us - Congress
Oh, so congress is expected to actually look into the accusations they make now?