That is, if they’re still in a position to enjoy political salvation after today.
Big Pow is back on The Hill for a second day of questions, and he is making it clear he has a whole lot of nothing new to say.
Rep. Chris Collins should have just started a hedge fund.
This guy can clearly put up with a lot, but...
The Democrats running The House is already put a real crimp in Mnooks' DGAF civil servant style.
It's pretty amazing what you can shove in an omnibus spending bill.
Mr. Zuck is (probably not really) going to Washington.
This fucking guy is literally not even trying anymore.
Banks are about to lose their Capitol Hill Huckleberry.
Even Jamie Dimon wouldn't tell the Senate Intel Committee that he's too busy for a chat.
"For me?" Really, Stevie? Really?
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Why spend your days earning money in a fruitful career when you could become a member of Congress?
Behold the most childlike member of the House Financial Services Committee.
We're not saying that Jeb Hensarling got carried away, but...
This is going to hurt, Alan Grayson.
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO turned enfant terrible is doing schtick outside the Capitol.
Mr. Shkreli went to Washington...It sucked.
You're bad, Filing Errors, you're very bad!