consolation prizes
After Long Drought, Anthony Scaramucci Suddenly Inundated With Government Sinecures
The Mooch never stopped believing in President Trump, and now President Trump has come back around to believing in The Mooch.
Paris May Settle For Being Boston Instead Of New York
If France can't have London's banks, it will settle for her fund managers.
Microsoft COO Hoping To Buck Trend Of Getting Fired By Ken Griffin
Welcome to Citadel Securities, Ken Turner.
The SEC Is Giving Money Back, You Guys
The SEC is writing one hedge fund a check for $21.5M and the memo line says "Oops! Our bad."
Dealbreaker NCAA Tournament Challenge: Final Results
And the winner of dinner at Peter Luger, an I Heart Dealbreaker button, a Greenlight Capital messenger bag, a Pershing Square golf umbrella, Third Point running sneakers, and a Blackstone overnight bag that you could legitimately fit several bodies in is: Benjamin W., with 154 points and Kentucky for the win. BW, please email us to collect your goody-bag. As was the case last year, the nine people who nearly won but, in fact, still lost, will be receiving a consolation in the form of an I Heart DB button. Those people are: Economic Prophets Frank F. GM Bones Katherine L. Lauren W. Matt R. Wildebeest Ben J. DHP Get in touch to let us know where the enviable prize should be sent.