Coronavirus

Assuming, that is, that you, like they, love mistakes.

And if you’re a JPMorgan trader, it’s your job to keep him company.

That’ll teach’em.

Charles Stevenson knows what we’re talking about.

If we’re throwing around c-words, I can think of one to describe the hedge fund manager.

Who wouldn’t want to spend a global pandemic in rural Wisconsin?

No surprise as to who was behind the White House’s ill-fated and ill-considered Kodak plan.

Its antibodies are all over this IPO filing.

Fly right over those pitchforks poking above your hedgerow.

And the lucky buyers thereof are only down about 15% on them—so far.

Come on, guys: Chase Coleman and Larry Robbins have figured it out.

What did CEO Jim Continenza know, when did he know it and what did he do with that knowledge?

Jay Powell flexes his muscle while the president flails helplessly.

A near-corporate-death experience is the new must-have résumé line.

Whatever reopening phase the Big Board is up to does not include celebrity bell-ringers.

They’ll probably just shrug off the impending economic cliff the president and Congress seem intent on driving off.

We’re sure the former presidential candidate would agree, had COVID not taken his ability to continue breathing.

And the second quarter definitely did not kill it!