Coronavirus

Brace yourself for Tesla-witter.

In some jurisdictions, the beatdown the dissent delivers here is cruel and unusual punishment.

Andreas Halvorsen is convinced this year is the one travel goes berserker. You know, just like he was last year.

It just provides so many opportunities to turn a few million dollars into more than a billion.

Unless, you know, it can. But for now, book those flights and hotels to one of the Midwest’s, uh, cities.

Stand in the way of his forcing people back to the office, get canned.

What would Donald Trump have done with a tip-off from Jay Powell? Probably “rebalance” his portfolio just like Richard Clarida did.

Turns out you don’t need them if you’re not offering prime brokerage services anymore.

For his part, David Shaw just kicked back and enjoyed the fruits of a successful transition in style.

Which is when you will be back at your desks, goddamnit, epidemiology notwithstanding.

Davos? No. Holiday parties? Maybe. Vaccine mandates? It’s up to Neil Gorsuch.

Congrats, holdouts! You get to work from home for the foreseeable future.

Seems we weren’t going to have this COVID stuff licked by Labor Day.

With paid bereavement leave and six-week sabbaticals, you can just call it Goldman Snowflake.

On the bright side, he didn’t say “hell is coming” this time.

Ray Dalio, not so much.

Jamie Dimon thinks Tesla is over the line.

Seems being a warm body with a degree is worth something after all, even if you never set foot on campus.