Coronavirus
‘We Need All Lawyers In The Office’ Says Bank Definitely Not Freaking Out About Commercial Real Estate Portfolio
Morgan Stanley doth protest a lot about working from home.
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Thing Not Worth Doing Virtually Won’t Be Done Virtually
Get your jab and get ready to hit the networking circuit (and the books, we guess).
Turns Out You Can’t Trust Insider Traders To Not Insider Trade, Even If You Ask Nicely
Those inclined to do it are not inclined to be dissuaded by a pandemic-induced sense of everyone being in this together.
You’ve Heard From The Best, Now Hear From The Rest
Wall Street’s also-rans confirm that the second quarter was a good one indeed for banks.
James Gorman Introduces The Denver Discount
“If you want to get paid New York rates, you work in New York.”
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Dan Kamensky Couldn’t Go To The Office So Instead He’s Going To Jail
The pandemic lockdown is at least partly to blame for that rather unfortunate instant message.
Goldman Not Relying On Divine Revelation To Determine Who’s An Anti-Vaxxer
It’s got one teensy, tiny, HIPAA-triggering request.
$100 Million Deli That’s Actually A $2 Billion Deli That’s Actually A Thinly-Disguised SPAC Posts $170,000 Loss
The good news is sales are up, although not nearly by that much.
HR Execs Sign Up For Expensive Wharton Certification Program, Get Expensive Lesson In (Alleged) Fraud Instead
Luckily for them, they’ll also be getting the certificate, now, too.
Hedge Fund Won’t Reopen Bitchy Battle With Barclays After Pandemic Ends
COVID-19 has shown Edward Bramson that life’s to short to deal with the likes of Jes Staley.
Wells, BofA Prove Stimulus Is Working By Not Looking Like Dogsh*t In Q1
If even they are inoculated, there’s hope for us all.
SPACs Facing Tripartite Challenge Of Excess, Mountains Of Paperwork And People With Other Things To Do With Their Stimulus Checks
No one’s giving them a blank check anymore.
Steve Cohen’s Mets Sign All-Star To Three-Quarters-Of-A-Billion-Dollar Deal, Are Still The Mets
Today is not Opening Day for one of the local nine. Tomorrow, either.
Maybe SPAC’s Shouldn’t Just Be A Cash Machine For Sponsors?
You’re not gonna like it, but given how things are going for blank-check companies, IPOs, and NFTs, hear ARS out.
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Wells, JPMorgan Saving A Great St. Patrick’s Day Present For You
Other banks have chosen getting stimulus money to their customers ASAP, but the big guys are planning a green gift on the greenest day.
SALTing The Earth: Hedge Fund Party Moves To Desolate, Deserted Manhattan
Anthony Scaramucci’s gonna fix the place right up, just like he did for the White House Communications Office.
You’re Not Going To Believe This, But Vaccine Execs Sold A Lot More Stock Last Year Than The Year Before
Those 10b5-1 sales sure were preset perfectly for a pandemic.
Ivy League ‘Laxers’ Are Headed For The Hills
Alibaba’s co-Founder won’t stand for it.
Cum-Ex Banker Not Gonna Come To Germany
It’s a bad idea for a whole lot of reasons and you can’t make him, as long as he remains marooned in the south Pacific.
Global Pandemic Compels Accused Fraudster To Decline Invitation To Trial In Country He Can’t Be Extradited To
Your Honor, Florian Homm has a doctor’s note and Article 16 of the German constitution.