Maybe Hong Kong Doesn’t Want To Be A Global Financial Center Anymore
On top of its strict COVID quarantine rules, the city is planning a block-trading crackdown.
Here’s One Way To Get People Back Into Empty Offices
Sleep where people once worked.
Ex-Citadel COVID Scammer’s Lockdown Extended By Four Years
And relocated to bucolic, barbed-wired surroundings.
Tesla Shareholders Can’t Legally Force Elon Musk To Shut Up
Even if it would be for his own good, his Twitter habit hasn’t yet reached “poisoning the jury pool” levels.
Elon Musk Changes Mind About Building Own Social Media Platform, Will Just Buy His Favorite One Instead
Brace yourself for Tesla-witter.
Vaccine Mandate Dissent Spits Hot Fire For 53 Pages
In some jurisdictions, the beatdown the dissent delivers here is cruel and unusual punishment.
Viking Still Desperately Ill With COVID, Still Convinced It’s Almost Over
Andreas Halvorsen is convinced this year is the one travel goes berserker. You know, just like he was last year.
There’s Got To Be At Least A Little Part Of Bill Ackman That Hopes The Pandemic Will Never End
It just provides so many opportunities to turn a few million dollars into more than a billion.
Omicron Can’t Stop Omaha’s Biggest Party This Year
Unless, you know, it can. But for now, book those flights and hotels to one of the Midwest’s, uh, cities.
Firing Watch ’22: Jamie Dimon Is Itching To Make An Example Of You Anti-Vaxxers
Stand in the way of his forcing people back to the office, get canned.
Outgoing Fed Vice Chair Really Making His Patron Proud
What would Donald Trump have done with a tip-off from Jay Powell? Probably “rebalance” his portfolio just like Richard Clarida did.
Ray Dalio Manages Best Return In Years, New Scheme To Pretend He’s Not In Charge Again All In Same Month
For his part, David Shaw just kicked back and enjoyed the fruits of a successful transition in style.
Goldman Acknowledges Extremely Virulent Disease Spreading Across The Globe, Is Pretty Sure It’ll All Be Over In Two Weeks
Which is when you will be back at your desks, goddamnit, epidemiology notwithstanding.
New Unfortunate COVID Vaccine Side Effect: Having To Go To The Office
Congrats, holdouts! You get to work from home for the foreseeable future.
Noted Epidemiologist James Gorman Acknowledges Slight Scientific Error
Seems we weren’t going to have this COVID stuff licked by Labor Day.
Bill Ackman, Who Got Annoyed When People Listened To His First COVID Pronouncement, Makes Another
On the bright side, he didn’t say “hell is coming” this time.
This Is Not Hong Kong, Elon, This Is Wall Street. There Are Rules.
Jamie Dimon thinks Tesla is over the line.
So Maybe Getting A Zoom-Based M.B.A. Was A Good Idea
Seems being a warm body with a degree is worth something after all, even if you never set foot on campus.