The guy making $21 million a year is cutting costs by freezing pensions.
Sergio Ermotti is telling HR to "Go Aztec."
What's the German compound word for "Put the mango down! Mango is for closers"?
Thanks to everyone who chipped in by cleaning out their desks.
You didn't get a bonus this year but the $$$ grape juice is here to stay.
Brian Moynihan casually mentioned future cuts to shareholders today.
Don't like it? Cry Lloyd Blankfein a river. Oh, and there's more where that came from.
And un-employing people born prior to 1978.
He basically (but not really) just told them to start taking the bus.
...it involves unburdening itself of 5-figures worth of employees.
This of course presupposes they're still allowed to use the printers.