Thanks to everyone who chipped in by cleaning out their desks.
You didn't get a bonus this year but the $$$ grape juice is here to stay.
Brian Moynihan casually mentioned future cuts to shareholders today.
Don't like it? Cry Lloyd Blankfein a river. Oh, and there's more where that came from.
And un-employing people born prior to 1978.
He basically (but not really) just told them to start taking the bus.
...it involves unburdening itself of 5-figures worth of employees.
This of course presupposes they're still allowed to use the printers.