Ol’ Craigey might need a new hedge fund sucker to get him out of this jam.
A $7 million Ponzi scheme? Never thought you could do it, buddy.
In fact, it was a second side business for Craig Carton, which explains all the confusion about the actually totally legitimate ticket-scalping operation.
It’s the most believable thing he’s said about the ticket-scalping Ponzi scheme yet.
Craig Carton’s gonna have to pay off those gambling debts somehow.
Because so far they’re all turning up Ponzi scheme.
Turns out the Craig Carton Ticket Brokerage was not the slam-dunk investment some hedge funds hoped.