Credit Suisse

This is what happens when you try to steal another man's story, Bloomberg.

It's #InternSzn

An alleged incident of tipsy intern handling has seemingly led to a lot of bitter confusion about how Wall Street works.

Thad is very upset by this, you guys.

A year-and-a-half under Dan Och is plenty for Alesia Haas, thank you.

It was at least a partially self-inflicted existential wound.

In other circumstances, Patrice Lescaudron would have made a great Kremlin functionary.

In fairness, this IS Credit Suisse.

Subtlety does not come naturally to forex traders.

Lehman strikes again.

If all of the layoffs, pay cuts and shade-throwing didn’t get the message across, maybe hiring part-time regional co-heads will.

Calling all zillionaires.

Either the stock lending industry is truly a morass of collusion or some lawyers had too much time on their hands.

If bank CEOs can't take a bonus despite persistent losses, what the fuck are we even doing here?

It's starting to dawn on Deutsche Bank that senior executives are pretty keen on - like - getting bonuses or whatever.

It's the thought that counts.

Credit Suisse is still a Swiss Bank.

The Swiss...missed.