Credit Suisse

This is Credit Suisse, after all.

Paul Dexter is going to have to find new ways to enjoy the summer.

This is what happens when you try to steal another man's story, Bloomberg.

It's #InternSzn

An alleged incident of tipsy intern handling has seemingly led to a lot of bitter confusion about how Wall Street works.

Thad is very upset by this, you guys.

A year-and-a-half under Dan Och is plenty for Alesia Haas, thank you.

It was at least a partially self-inflicted existential wound.

In other circumstances, Patrice Lescaudron would have made a great Kremlin functionary.

In fairness, this IS Credit Suisse.

Subtlety does not come naturally to forex traders.

Lehman strikes again.

If all of the layoffs, pay cuts and shade-throwing didn’t get the message across, maybe hiring part-time regional co-heads will.

Calling all zillionaires.

Either the stock lending industry is truly a morass of collusion or some lawyers had too much time on their hands.

If bank CEOs can't take a bonus despite persistent losses, what the fuck are we even doing here?

It's starting to dawn on Deutsche Bank that senior executives are pretty keen on - like - getting bonuses or whatever.

It's the thought that counts.