Credit Suisse Pretty Sure That The Economy Is Totally Getting A Semi Right Now
We're in a "semi-recession," says Zurich's messy drama queens.
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The Real Victim Of The Credit Suisse Spying Scandal Is Tidjane Thiam
I mean, if you really think about it.
Credit Suisse CEO Definitely Had No Idea His No. 2 Was Tailing His Turncoat Former Protégé, No Sir
Surprise! Tidjane Thiam’s been cleared by his bank’s probe into some Big Lebowski-esque private investigating.
What Did Iqbal Khan Say About Tidjane Thiam’s Trees?
We demand a probe into Credit Suisse’s Arborgate!
Hopefully Credit Suisse Investigation Into Its Investigation Will Result In No More Arrests
And uncover whether its PIs thought Iqbal Khan’s kids were Credit Suisse employees about to jump ship.
Credit Suisse Wants Rich Clients To Pay A Premium For All That Suisse
With the European economy in not-so slow collapse, Tidjane Thiam is wondering how much people like having their money in Swiss Francs.
Tidjane Thiam Tells Fed Where To Stick Its Stress Test
‘Cuz that’s the only thing Credit Suisse is failing at these days.
Deutsche Bank Passes Fed Stress Test, Proving That The Stress Test Does Not Work
Maybe Trump is right about this Fed...
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Credit Suisse’s Intern-Licking, Money-Losing Days Are Over
Still, curb the enthusiasm that might evoke.
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Banks Allegedly Rigged Sovereign Bonds, Because They Exist
Admit it: You’d almost be disappointed if they hadn’t.
Layoff Watch '18: Credit Suisse Looking Into How Many People Somehow Still Work At Credit Suisse
The bank tells Bloomberg that it isn't mulling over layoffs, which makes us wonder "why not?"
Of Course Tidjane Thiam’s Moment Of Triumph Will Be Overshadowed By An Intern-Licking Scandal
This is Credit Suisse, after all.
Intern Licking Credit Suisse I-Banker No Longer A Credit Suisse I-Banker
Paul Dexter is going to have to find new ways to enjoy the summer.
Despite Reports, Credit Suisse Is Not Done With Its Sticky Intern-Touching Mess
This is what happens when you try to steal another man's story, Bloomberg.
Credit Suisse Seems To Have A Hot Summer Mess On Its Hands
An alleged incident of tipsy intern handling has seemingly led to a lot of bitter confusion about how Wall Street works.
Blind Item: Which Credit Suisse MD Is Giving Us Our First Inappropriate Intern Touching Scandal Of The Summer?
Thad is very upset by this, you guys.
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Och-Ziff So Messed Up Top Exec. Is Fleeing To The Comparative Calm Of Cryptocurrencies
A year-and-a-half under Dan Och is plenty for Alesia Haas, thank you.
Swiss Banker Really Embraced Russian Mindset
In other circumstances, Patrice Lescaudron would have made a great Kremlin functionary.
Bonus Watch '17: Credit Suisse Is Giving Off A "Bah Humbug" Vibe This Holiday Season
In fairness, this IS Credit Suisse.
Credit Suisse Fined For Being Too Good At Front-Running
Subtlety does not come naturally to forex traders.
