Credit Suisse

There’s something about him that just makes Swiss people uncomfortable, not that we have any idea what….

Credit Suisse’s institutional shareholders have their CEO’s back like Republican senators have the president’s.

The bank misspoke when it said the surveillance was isolated, but on that point only.

A bit of extra vigilance might be in order, and will probably be enough to catch the hapless rent-a-cops in Tidjane Thiam’s employ.

Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.

The investment bank isn’t the only thing that needs work.

Actually, there’s nothing to see, or at least nothing you’d want to see.

Jim Amine knows what we’re talking about.

We're in a "semi-recession," says Zurich's messy drama queens.

I mean, if you really think about it.

Surprise! Tidjane Thiam’s been cleared by his bank’s probe into some Big Lebowski-esque private investigating.

We demand a probe into Credit Suisse’s Arborgate!

And uncover whether its PIs thought Iqbal Khan’s kids were Credit Suisse employees about to jump ship.

With the European economy in not-so slow collapse, Tidjane Thiam is wondering how much people like having their money in Swiss Francs.

‘Cuz that’s the only thing Credit Suisse is failing at these days.

Maybe Trump is right about this Fed...

Still, curb the enthusiasm that might evoke.