Cryptocurrencies
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Even Gary Gensler Thinks He’s Wasting A Lot Of Time On Cryptos
Since all that work will be moot soon enough, once they cease to be.
Dogecoin Has At Last Become Genuinely Funny
Now that the meme-based cryptocurrency is not much of a joke anymore, it’s finally a funny one.
If You Believe Walmart Is About To Begin Accepting Litecoin, Well, I’ve Got Some, Uh, Litecoin To Sell You
The old is new again and again and again. And Steve Cohen and Cathie Wood want more of it.
‘Wait, Senator, Don’t You Want To Hear About This Mug Who Said He Had An AI Supercomputer In His Mom’s Basement?’
Selections from the cutting-room floor of Gary Gensler’s Senate Banking Committee testimony.
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The Mooch Has Big, Fake Things To Announce As His Less-Big-Than-Usual Party
The highlight of this year’s SALT conference make by Skybridge’s latest attempt to lose money in crypto.
Gary Gensler Stands Astride History Yelling Stop
Actually, he’s not saying anything. Just suing.
Cryptos Want Direct Access To Worthless Thing They Wish To Destroy
John Paulson, for his part, thinks a different thing will be worthless.
Decentralized Finance Not Nearly Decentralized Enough To Escape Gary Gensler’s Notice
In fact, he thinks it looks downright regulatable.
Fake Currency Purveyors Hoarding Lots Of Very Real Cash
Tether sees Coinbase’s $4 billion and raises it $63 billion.
AMC CEO Knows How To Keep The Degenerates On Side
If taking bitcoin for movie tickets is what it takes, then so be it.
All It Took For Congress To Notice Cryptos Was Giant Bill For Roads, Rail, Broadband To Facilitate More Crypto Mining
What the Hill giveth, it taketh away via the IRS.
Stablecoins May Not Be Stable, But They Might Be Criminal
Just like all other cryptocurrencies.
You’re Nobody If You’re Not Settling Some Allegation Of Wrongdoing Before Going Public
No lame-o’s allowed in the cool kids SPAC club.
Turns Out You Can’t Trust Insider Traders To Not Insider Trade, Even If You Ask Nicely
Those inclined to do it are not inclined to be dissuaded by a pandemic-induced sense of everyone being in this together.
Only 2.5% Of Crypto Fund Whose Founders Are Hiding In Fear For Their Lives Is Missing, Nothing To See Here
Just another normal day in the cryptoverse.
Largest Crypto Exchange Banned From Britain, Hottest Digital Token Tanks, Bitcoin Soars, Rinse, Repeat
For something so volatile and theoretically interesting, the not-particularly-trying trials of faux currencies are actually quite boring.
Got A Startup Starting With The Letter ‘B’?
Today’s your day to dance with the SPAC of your choice.
Now That Bitcoins Can Be Traced, Used On Tropical Vacations And Retired Upon, Some People Thing Maybe We Should Regulate Them
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
