Cryptocurrencies
You’re Nobody If You’re Not Settling Some Allegation Of Wrongdoing Before Going Public
No lame-o’s allowed in the cool kids SPAC club.
Turns Out You Can’t Trust Insider Traders To Not Insider Trade, Even If You Ask Nicely
Those inclined to do it are not inclined to be dissuaded by a pandemic-induced sense of everyone being in this together.
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Only 2.5% Of Crypto Fund Whose Founders Are Hiding In Fear For Their Lives Is Missing, Nothing To See Here
Just another normal day in the cryptoverse.
Largest Crypto Exchange Banned From Britain, Hottest Digital Token Tanks, Bitcoin Soars, Rinse, Repeat
For something so volatile and theoretically interesting, the not-particularly-trying trials of faux currencies are actually quite boring.
Got A Startup Starting With The Letter ‘B’?
Today’s your day to dance with the SPAC of your choice.
Now That Bitcoins Can Be Traced, Used On Tropical Vacations And Retired Upon, Some People Thing Maybe We Should Regulate Them
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
America Is Still Not Ready For A Bitcoin ETF
Well, strictly speaking, the SEC’s not ready, but practically speaking they’re the same thing.
Sheriff of Boston-ham Wants To String Up Robinhood
This time, though, it’s for taking money from the poor.
Melvin Capital Needs No Historic Short Squeeze To Lose A Bunch Of Money
Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.
Crypto Exchange Fined $6.5 Million For Trading Cryptos With Itself On Itself
A more perfect addition to the blockchain we can’t imagine.
Bankrupt Crypto Platform Says Its Only Problem Was Hiring A Guy Who Broke Out Of Jail
The court-appointed examiner is not so sure.
John McAfee (Allegedly) Didn’t Tell Two Interested Parties About His CryptoPromotion Side Hustle
Those parties being the IRS, and the people he was shilling ‘coins to.
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Degenerates Distracted By Shiny Objects
So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.
Elon Musk Hopes The Fancy Dog, Surging Doge Distract Your Attention From That Hiring Discrimination Probe
The pup ate SpaceX’s subpoena!
Maybe Having A Crypto Expert At SEC’s Helm Isn’t So Great For Crypto Company Being Sued By SEC
Gary Gensler knows what a cryptocurrency is when he sees it, and XRP may be right in his blind spot.
Janet Yellen Injects A Little FUD Into Cryptos
Doesn’t sound like the incoming TreasSec is any more into bitcoin than her predecessor.
On Coping (Or Not) With Bitcoins Lost
There are five stages of crypto-grief, and it can take a long time to cycle through them.