Who Could Have Guessed That A Secret Messaging App’s Cryptocurrency Might Be A Bad Idea?
Not the people who invested $1.7 billion in it, that’s for sure.
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Cameron Winklevoss Savages Old Case Against Bitcoin With Even Older Joke
What Larry Summers meant to say was that the tall half-billionaire is a “lame, cheesy asshole.”
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Blockchain To Help Scam Artists Defraud Hospitals
COVID-19 offers an exciting new frontier of fraudulence.
Steven Seagal Is Out Of The CryptoPromotion Business
Don’t worry: He’s still making between two and four movies a year that you won’t see.
Warren Buffett Distracts Attention From Boring Year By Complaining About Things He Doesn’t Like
He really is 89 years old.
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Convicted Hedge Fund Fraudster Now Also Accused Crypto Fraudster
Boaz Manor a.k.a. Shaun MacDonald has (allegedly) moved on with the times.
If Someone Says He’s Both Actually Mining and Bitcoin Mining, He’s Probably Doing Neither
But he might be insider-trading.
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Lawyers Confidently Proclaim Cryptocurrencies Non-Securities. Perhaps Too Confidently.
Maybe even malpractice-ly.
Crypto Investors Want To Know If Dead Exchange Founder Is More Real Than Their Lost Money
Specifically, are his physical remains real and where they are said to be?
Sexting-App-Based Cryptocurrency No Longer Based On Sexting App
Because that sexting app no longer exists. But the SEC’s lawsuit still very much does.
‘Kidney Stones Postponing Charity Lunch Meeting’ The Latest Cryptocurrency Downside Risk
Alleged kidney stones, it unfortunately has to be said.
Donald Trump Is Not A HODLer, Does Not Want A Lambo, Has A Tremendous Amount Of FUD
He probably -- if he's honest -- has the most FUD that anyone has ever had, and his FUD is the most beautiful.
Bitcoin Surging So All The Old Mistakes Are New Again
Let's get crypto crunk in 2019!
After Losing The Trust Of Users To Protect Their Data, Facebook Pivots To Just Asking For Their Money Up Front
Meet Libra, the cryptocurrency for people who hate paying attention.
Cryptocurrency Entrepreneur Somehow Still Has $4.5 Million
And he’s going to spend it to waste Warren Buffett’s time.
Jamie Dimon Hates Crypto So Much That He Made His Own To Prove How Dumb It Is
JPMCoin is the first financial instrument built to troll a whole class of financial instruments.
Mike Novogratz Totally Knew Bitcoin Would Lose Money. Just Not, Like, Quite This Much Money.
Also, he’s not the Messiah. He’s just a very disappointed boy.
Crypto Market Plunges Into "John McAfee Seasoning His Own Penis For Consumption" Territory
If Ethereum drops under $50, who eats Tom Lee's dick?
Fresh Off His Mega-Bullish Call On Cryptos, Tom Lee Is Calling the Bottom For Equities
Hey, he's gotta be right eventually.
Inside Hedge Funders With @CreditNegative: Time4Crypto
Thoughts on Nephew Jacob's crypto symposium.