Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.
A more perfect addition to the blockchain we can’t imagine.
The court-appointed examiner is not so sure.
Those parties being the IRS, and the people he was shilling ‘coins to.
Gary Gensler knows what a cryptocurrency is when he sees it, and XRP may be right in his blind spot.
According to the authorities, when Eric Malley wasn’t pontificating on cryptos, he was conjuring imaginary real estate investment funds.
What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?
The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!
If they’d just unfreeze those assets, his little bro would quickly get them back to his alleged victims, he’s pretty sure.
Which, you must admit, is perfectly par for the course for the Trump administration.
Brian Armstrong wouldn’t want to do anything divisive, after all.
For all of you. Literally.
Just a thought, unless you’d like your actual money to buy someone else a Ferrari.