Cryptocurrencies

There are five stages of crypto-grief, and it can take a long time to cycle through them.

According to the authorities, when Eric Malley wasn’t pontificating on cryptos, he was conjuring imaginary real estate investment funds.

…in more ways than one.

Smoke and mirrors, indeed!

What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?

The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!

It begins anew.

If they’d just unfreeze those assets, his little bro would quickly get them back to his alleged victims, he’s pretty sure.

Which, you must admit, is perfectly par for the course for the Trump administration.

Fully intact, we think.

Brian Armstrong wouldn’t want to do anything divisive, after all.

For all of you. Literally.

Just a thought, unless you’d like your actual money to buy someone else a Ferrari.

A presumably defrauded Hells Angel wants me to meet him in Switzerland. What, you think I shouldn’t go?

Berkshire Hathaway’s brain trust has said a lot of terrible things about cryptocurrencies and gold, and they just invested half a billion dollars in gold.

Not the people who invested $1.7 billion in it, that’s for sure.

What Larry Summers meant to say was that the tall half-billionaire is a “lame, cheesy asshole.”

COVID-19 offers an exciting new frontier of fraudulence.