Cryptocurrencies
America Is Still Not Ready For A Bitcoin ETF
Well, strictly speaking, the SEC’s not ready, but practically speaking they’re the same thing.
Sheriff of Boston-ham Wants To String Up Robinhood
This time, though, it’s for taking money from the poor.
Melvin Capital Needs No Historic Short Squeeze To Lose A Bunch Of Money
Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.
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Crypto Exchange Fined $6.5 Million For Trading Cryptos With Itself On Itself
A more perfect addition to the blockchain we can’t imagine.
Bankrupt Crypto Platform Says Its Only Problem Was Hiring A Guy Who Broke Out Of Jail
The court-appointed examiner is not so sure.
John McAfee (Allegedly) Didn’t Tell Two Interested Parties About His CryptoPromotion Side Hustle
Those parties being the IRS, and the people he was shilling ‘coins to.
Degenerates Distracted By Shiny Objects
So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.
Elon Musk Hopes The Fancy Dog, Surging Doge Distract Your Attention From That Hiring Discrimination Probe
The pup ate SpaceX’s subpoena!
Maybe Having A Crypto Expert At SEC’s Helm Isn’t So Great For Crypto Company Being Sued By SEC
Gary Gensler knows what a cryptocurrency is when he sees it, and XRP may be right in his blind spot.
Janet Yellen Injects A Little FUD Into Cryptos
Doesn’t sound like the incoming TreasSec is any more into bitcoin than her predecessor.
On Coping (Or Not) With Bitcoins Lost
There are five stages of crypto-grief, and it can take a long time to cycle through them.
SEC Charges Alleged Mastermind Of Made-Up Stuff With Fraud
According to the authorities, when Eric Malley wasn’t pontificating on cryptos, he was conjuring imaginary real estate investment funds.
After Losing Money On Coronavirus In 2020, Anthony Scaramucci To Lose Money On Crypto In 2021
Smoke and mirrors, indeed!
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Looks Like We’ve Got Another Crypto Civil War On Our Hands
What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?
Ray Dalio Figures Out What ‘Sustainable’ Means, How To Make Money From It
The great semantic debate of, uh, this week is over!
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Older Brother Sells Out Younger Brother In Alleged Crypto Hedge Fund Fraud, But Notes That Real Villain Is SEC
If they’d just unfreeze those assets, his little bro would quickly get them back to his alleged victims, he’s pretty sure.
Treasury Department Simultaneous Encouraging, Discouraging Crypto Adoption
Which, you must admit, is perfectly par for the course for the Trump administration.
Crypto Chief Pledges To Be Even Less Woke Than Paul Singer
Brian Armstrong wouldn’t want to do anything divisive, after all.