Cryptocurrencies
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Older Brother Sells Out Younger Brother In Alleged Crypto Hedge Fund Fraud, But Notes That Real Villain Is SEC
If they’d just unfreeze those assets, his little bro would quickly get them back to his alleged victims, he’s pretty sure.
Treasury Department Simultaneous Encouraging, Discouraging Crypto Adoption
Which, you must admit, is perfectly par for the course for the Trump administration.
Crypto Chief Pledges To Be Even Less Woke Than Paul Singer
Brian Armstrong wouldn’t want to do anything divisive, after all.
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Maybe Don’t Make Crypto Investment Decisions Based On Celebrity Endorsements
Just a thought, unless you’d like your actual money to buy someone else a Ferrari.
The Only People Dumber Than The Victims Of This Cryptofraud Are Its Alleged Perpetrators
A presumably defrauded Hells Angel wants me to meet him in Switzerland. What, you think I shouldn’t go?
Brace Yourself For Buffettcoins
Berkshire Hathaway’s brain trust has said a lot of terrible things about cryptocurrencies and gold, and they just invested half a billion dollars in gold.
Who Could Have Guessed That A Secret Messaging App’s Cryptocurrency Might Be A Bad Idea?
Not the people who invested $1.7 billion in it, that’s for sure.
Cameron Winklevoss Savages Old Case Against Bitcoin With Even Older Joke
What Larry Summers meant to say was that the tall half-billionaire is a “lame, cheesy asshole.”
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Blockchain To Help Scam Artists Defraud Hospitals
COVID-19 offers an exciting new frontier of fraudulence.
Steven Seagal Is Out Of The CryptoPromotion Business
Don’t worry: He’s still making between two and four movies a year that you won’t see.
Warren Buffett Distracts Attention From Boring Year By Complaining About Things He Doesn’t Like
He really is 89 years old.
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Convicted Hedge Fund Fraudster Now Also Accused Crypto Fraudster
Boaz Manor a.k.a. Shaun MacDonald has (allegedly) moved on with the times.
If Someone Says He’s Both Actually Mining and Bitcoin Mining, He’s Probably Doing Neither
But he might be insider-trading.
Lawyers Confidently Proclaim Cryptocurrencies Non-Securities. Perhaps Too Confidently.
Maybe even malpractice-ly.
Crypto Investors Want To Know If Dead Exchange Founder Is More Real Than Their Lost Money
Specifically, are his physical remains real and where they are said to be?
Sexting-App-Based Cryptocurrency No Longer Based On Sexting App
Because that sexting app no longer exists. But the SEC’s lawsuit still very much does.
‘Kidney Stones Postponing Charity Lunch Meeting’ The Latest Cryptocurrency Downside Risk
Alleged kidney stones, it unfortunately has to be said.
Donald Trump Is Not A HODLer, Does Not Want A Lambo, Has A Tremendous Amount Of FUD
He probably -- if he's honest -- has the most FUD that anyone has ever had, and his FUD is the most beautiful.
Bitcoin Surging So All The Old Mistakes Are New Again
Let's get crypto crunk in 2019!