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Broke-Ass CFTC Isn’t Protecting Derivatives Data, Probably Can’t And Won’t
Is your hedge fund’s critical proprietary data currently sitting on a machine running Windows 7?
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Banks Need Next-Generation KYC to Confront Today’s Digital Identity Crisis
ID theft and SIF schemes are increasingly enabling new account fraud (NAF), which can derail money laundering inquiries, and is integral to the furtherance of application fraud. CLEAR ID Confirm allows you to quickly identify and confirm individuals, making the KYC process seamless from the beginning stages of identity verification.
Banks Need Next-Generation KYC to Confront Today’s Digital Identity Crisis
Cybercrime has evolved to exploit gaps in enterprise data security and disrupted identity theft in the process.
New Wells Fargo TV Ad Absurdly Posits That Your Family Is More Of A Threat To Your Financial Security Than Wells Fargo
Too soon, Wells Fargo. Too soon.
Yahoo Verizon Deal Is Either Done or "Done"
We're gonna hear something soon, but the SEC might be helping the buyer.
Verizon Ready To Admit That It Agreed To Marry Yahoo Without Seeing A Credit Score
This engagement was never gonna work out, you guys.
Verizon Ready To Admit That It Got Totally Catfished By Yahoo
This was not what Verizon fell in love with over the phone.
Marissa Mayer Forced To Admit That She Let Your Mom's Email Account Get Hacked
Just when you thought Marissa couldn't f@ck up any worse.
Morgan Stanley Fined $1 Million For Letting Former Employee Take His Work Home With Him
The SEC hates go-getters.
Banks Struggling With ‘You Can’t Fix Stupid’ Problem
JPM to employees: "Don't be stupid, you moron!"
BlackBerry Spends $425 Million To Acquire Rival/Prove It Is Still Alive
An acquisition and a proof of life all rolled into one!
Jamie Dimon Just Made A Badass New Friend
"Come on, let Jamie tell you 'bout his neeeew frieeend."
Happy Humpday, Everything Is Broken!
Time to get the gold from under your mattress and head over to your weird uncle's cabin.
Goldman Sachs: Every Hack Attack Is Making Hedge Funds A Little Richer
Not saying hedge funds LIKE it when people get hacked, but...