Please don’t make him. (You probably can’t, anyway.)
Argentina being Argentina and Sony’s disinterest in his ideas appear to have come as genuine shocks to the hedge fund manager.
Will Danny be back to make it a trilogy?
He still wants to blow the place up, though.
2019’s gonna be a great year for Danny Boy if the shit really hits the fan. Maybe.
‘Cause two board seats probably ain’t gonna do it.
How could it not know in 1988 this would screw everything up in 2018.
Winning his Campbell’s fight may be worse than losing.
Dan Loeb is probably not going RVing, but he and Izzy Englander would really appreciate it if you did.
It won’t even require any shouting.
The breakup of Nestlé and sale of Campbell’s would make for a spectacular Independence Day celebration.
Even screwing with Bill Ackman has diminishing returns at this point.
It’s so abundant he has to find new ways to profit from it.