Dan Loeb Really, Really Does Not Like The Taste Of His Own Medicine
To save his control over his publicly-listed hedge fund, the Great Epistolarian is reduced to whining and what-about-ism.
Dan Loeb Makes Threats And Demands Meetings, He Does Not Get Threatened Or Have Meetings Demanded Of Him!
And don’t you dare call it hypocrisy! Oh, you did? Well, then….
Melvin Capital Needs No Historic Short Squeeze To Lose A Bunch Of Money
Gabe Plotkin’s comeback proves short-lived, much to Steve Cohen and Ken Griffin’s chagrin.
As Punishment For Not Taking GameStop Seriously We Now Have To Take Bitcoin Seriously
The karma market’s in full swing.
California Boy Dan Loeb Has Become A True New Yorker
In that he has bought a place in Florida.
Dan Loeb Has $400 Million To Console Himself Over Joe Biden’s Victory
While the winner of last week’s election may have mattered a great deal to the Third Point chief, he knew it wouldn’t to markets.
Dan Loeb Doing Very Well Indeed With Company Ignoring Dan Loeb’s Advice
Third Point is taking this fight to Tokyo, having nearly doubled its money in New York.
Surprisingly, Dan Loeb Doesn’t Want To Be In The International Tourism Luxury Goods Business Anymore
Please don’t make him. (You probably can’t, anyway.)
Third Point Stumbles In Q3 On Dan Loeb’s Inability To Predict Entirely Predictable Things
Argentina being Argentina and Sony’s disinterest in his ideas appear to have come as genuine shocks to the hedge fund manager.
Dan Loeb’s Sony Break-Up Sequel No More Successful Than The Original
Will Danny be back to make it a trilogy?
Dan Loeb Changes Mind About Which Part Of Sony Sucks
He still wants to blow the place up, though.
Dan Loeb Still Waiting For Those Shorts To Pay Off
2019’s gonna be a great year for Danny Boy if the shit really hits the fan. Maybe.
Dan Loeb’s Gonna Have To Eat A Lot Of Chunky Chili Mac To Turn Campbell’s Around
‘Cause two board seats probably ain’t gonna do it.