PRO TIP: If you're going to reappoint an esteemed female investor to the all-male leadership of your hedge fund at a pivotal cultural moment, at least pretend she's going to do it full-time.
Dan Michalow actually filed an official complaint against his former fund.
D.E. Shaw is still spending its days aggressively worrying that it's just another hedge fund full of hedge fund types.
"Yo FINRA! The quants, the MBAs, the painters and the novelists? They alllllllll be fuckin!"
Daniel Michalow admits to being an asshole, but he also wants David Shaw to know that erryone at DE Shaw be f@ckin.
