The Justice Department has a new squad of crypto-cops, a new taste for white-collar criminal enforcement, a new demand for cyber-ransom notifications. And if you happen to know where all of Tether’s money is, it would appreciate a call on that, as well.
Maybe because the SPAC cops are the only regulators left on a beat.
You’d still have been better off in an index fund, but it remains a fact.
David Einhorn’s symptoms have been downgraded to mild.
Nope, it’s not a Cybertruck with an actual unbreakable windshield.
What’s good for Tesla is good for America, in the opinion of one Twitter user.
The deal to bring black edge (and success) to Flushing is off.
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
Yeah, Chewy IS a lot like Pets.com, David, where have we heard THAT before?
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Oh, D-Hornz, you need to cure this Ackmania.
When Tesla gets punched, Ackmania is one hell of a drug.
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
His ‘portfolio that makes a lot of sense’ lost 34% in 2018.