D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
Yeah, Chewy IS a lot like Pets.com, David, where have we heard THAT before?
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Oh, D-Hornz, you need to cure this Ackmania.
When Tesla gets punched, Ackmania is one hell of a drug.
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
His ‘portfolio that makes a lot of sense’ lost 34% in 2018.
And also makes David Einhorn’s day.
It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
Stop what you're doing and send a hug into the universe for what's left of David Einhorn's psyche.
Bright sides: It was the most fun he’s had losing $1 million recently, and it was for charity.
Things just haven’t been the same for them since 2008.
Sohn 2018 felt a lot like "Hedge Fund Ragnarok."
The Greenlight Lantern may never defeat supervillain Elon Musk.