Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Oh, D-Hornz, you need to cure this Ackmania.
When Tesla gets punched, Ackmania is one hell of a drug.
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
His ‘portfolio that makes a lot of sense’ lost 34% in 2018.
It’s safe to say that David Einhorn’s gonna be down this year unless he kills Elon Musk or something.
And also makes David Einhorn’s day.
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It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
Stop what you're doing and send a hug into the universe for what's left of David Einhorn's psyche.
Bright sides: It was the most fun he’s had losing $1 million recently, and it was for charity.
Things just haven’t been the same for them since 2008.
Sohn 2018 felt a lot like "Hedge Fund Ragnarok."
The Greenlight Lantern may never defeat supervillain Elon Musk.
D-Hornz going to stay the course, even if it kills him.
The hedge fund superhero continues his fight for truth, value and the American way, and also continues losing.
This is going to be GREAT!
If you work at Morgan Stanley, find Adam Jonas and hug him tight.
Greenlight Capital's heart monitor lets out a hopeful beep at the end of a hellish year.
Poor D-Hornz is showing signs of early-stage "Ackmania."
The Green Lantern has regrets.
From politics to fashion, D-Lo is all about that social media lately.
