David Rubenstein
Junior JPMorgan Chasers Urged To Grind Themselves To Dust To Pay For Jamie Dimon’s Latest Bonus And Also Find Themselves
Both of which are completely unnecessary for purpose, but apparently necessary to maintaining Wall Street’s culture or something.
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Carlyle Chief: Trump Right About Strong Dollar, Not Helping Things
David Rubenstein is cowering before a 'roided-out US dollar.
Lloyd Blankfein's Eldest Son Has Been Quietly Chilling At Carlyle For Over A Year
The apple falls approximately 230 miles from the tree.
Hedge Funds Go To Las Vegas For A Fun Existential Crisis Getaway
There were some dark nights of the soul on the Sunset Strip.
Wells CEO Highest-Paid Bank Chief, Carlyle Founders Profoundly Unimpressed
If you had John Stumpf in the office "highest-paid U.S. bank CEO for 2012" pool, congratulations.
Investors Failing to Understand that You Can't Evaluate Carlyle Like Other Public Companies
Profit, revenues, fees down. Compensation way up. The shadow government is not concerned.
Jimmy Lee: Credit Markets are "Wide Open"
Jimmy Lee, JPMorgan’s legendary dealmaker, just finished up CNBC’s new show, Strategy Session. Not only did he say the credit markets “are wide open,” but up to $10 billion in debt is now available for an LBO, provided it sits on top of about $5 billion in equity and is, of course, the right kind of company.