David Solomon
Layoffs Watch ’22: Marcus And Other David Solomon Flights Of Fancy
Remember when he bought that home-improvement lender back in March? Yea, just as well you don’t.
Bonus Watch ’22: Goldman Sachs Traders
David Solomon doesn’t care how much you’ve made for the firm.
Goldman: Fed Has Done An ‘Impressive’ Job, Is About To Blow It Anyway
Not that a little recession is worth much worry when World War III is around the corner.
Goldman Sachs Comes To Terms With Its Lack Of The Common Touch
U.S. Secretary of Defense, CC BY 2.0
Goldman Sachs Old-Timers Don’t Like These Flashy, Attention-Grabbing Execs
Oh, are they women? We hadn’t noticed.
Goldman Sachs Still Figuring This Whole ‘Credit Card’ Thing Out
And the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau insists on helping.
Bonus Watch: JPMorgan Chase CEOs
Jamie Dimon’s one-time-only special retention bonus will definitely not happen again.
Bonus Watch ’21: Up-And-Coming Local D.J.s
David Solomon better hope Lollapalooza pays well if Glass Lewis gets its way.
‘Obvious, Commercial, Accessible, Competent, Inoffensive’: David Solomon’s Art Imitates His Life
Get ready for some ‘VIP-room style’ beats, Lollapalooza.
Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, Metallica, Kanye West, Radiohead, Foo Fighters, D-Sol
The Goldman Sachs CEO prepares to do what Nirvana never did.
Babying Junior Mistmakers Costing Goldman Big
Profit down, pay up? What is this, the Salvation Army?
Unnecessary Bonus Watch ’21: David Solomon
He doesn’t need the extra $50 million to stick around, but the board’s giving it to him anyway.
David Solomon Wants To Help You Buy That New Vacuum Cleaner
In fairness, Marcus Goldman got his start peddling household goods, so….
Bonus Watch ’20: BriMoy Backtracks, Still Stiffing Rainmakers
And David Solomon & co. are still paying for the sins of others.
Goldman Sachs Changes 60 Slightly Less White, Less Male But Every Bit As Trader- and I-Banker-y Lives
David Solomon’s retail revolution has yet to hit the partnership.
Goldman To Complete Transition To Anonymous Main Street Bank In Most Degrading Way Possible
Imagine thinking that bringing on a piece of Wells Fargo is a net-plus.
(Taking Back) Bonus(es) Watch: Current, Former Goldman Sachs CEOs
$5.1 billion in fines demands a $174 million decrease in the comfort of millionaires.
Goldman Sachs Urges Elect To Vote, But Not Before It Squares This Nasty 1MDB Business Away
Luckily for David Solomon, Bill Barr is super-busy destroying democracy these days.
D.J. D-Sol’s Sick Beats Draw $20,000 Fine
Also there was something about being a coronavirus superspreader event or some such.
The Part Of Goldman Sachs David Solomon Is Getting Rid Of Posts Record Quarter
You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.
Goldman To Change Fewer Lives, But In A More Dramatic Way
A Goldman partnership will not only bring precedence, but also the wealth that others associate with it.