David Solomon
Goldman Sachs Still Figuring This Whole ‘Credit Card’ Thing Out
And the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau insists on helping.
Bonus Watch: JPMorgan Chase CEOs
Jamie Dimon’s one-time-only special retention bonus will definitely not happen again.
Bonus Watch ’21: Up-And-Coming Local D.J.s
David Solomon better hope Lollapalooza pays well if Glass Lewis gets its way.
‘Obvious, Commercial, Accessible, Competent, Inoffensive’: David Solomon’s Art Imitates His Life
Get ready for some ‘VIP-room style’ beats, Lollapalooza.
Pearl Jam, Beastie Boys, Metallica, Kanye West, Radiohead, Foo Fighters, D-Sol
The Goldman Sachs CEO prepares to do what Nirvana never did.
Babying Junior Mistmakers Costing Goldman Big
Profit down, pay up? What is this, the Salvation Army?
Unnecessary Bonus Watch ’21: David Solomon
He doesn’t need the extra $50 million to stick around, but the board’s giving it to him anyway.
David Solomon Wants To Help You Buy That New Vacuum Cleaner
In fairness, Marcus Goldman got his start peddling household goods, so….
Bonus Watch ’20: BriMoy Backtracks, Still Stiffing Rainmakers
And David Solomon & co. are still paying for the sins of others.
Goldman Sachs Changes 60 Slightly Less White, Less Male But Every Bit As Trader- and I-Banker-y Lives
David Solomon’s retail revolution has yet to hit the partnership.
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Goldman To Complete Transition To Anonymous Main Street Bank In Most Degrading Way Possible
Imagine thinking that bringing on a piece of Wells Fargo is a net-plus.
(Taking Back) Bonus(es) Watch: Current, Former Goldman Sachs CEOs
$5.1 billion in fines demands a $174 million decrease in the comfort of millionaires.
Goldman Sachs Urges Elect To Vote, But Not Before It Squares This Nasty 1MDB Business Away
Luckily for David Solomon, Bill Barr is super-busy destroying democracy these days.
D.J. D-Sol’s Sick Beats Draw $20,000 Fine
Also there was something about being a coronavirus superspreader event or some such.
The Part Of Goldman Sachs David Solomon Is Getting Rid Of Posts Record Quarter
You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.
Goldman To Change Fewer Lives, But In A More Dramatic Way
A Goldman partnership will not only bring precedence, but also the wealth that others associate with it.
DJ D-Sol Delights The Socially-Undistanced Masses
The Goldman chief found a hell of a potentially unlawful way to celebrate his $3.9 billion settlement of all those unlawful things his bank allegedly did in Malaysia.
Wall Street’s Finest Pay $2 Million-Plus For 7,400 Votes Against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Which is only 20,000 or so fewer than the votes for their congressional bête noire.
David Solomon Delivers Economic Reopening Advice President Wouldn’t Hear Even If He Had Been On The Call
“Rebuilding confidence in safety and security” is sort of the opposite of the president’s modus operandi.
Newly-Woke Goldman Sachs Takes Next Logical Minimal Step Towards Diversity
If you board has as many penises as members, you can take your IPO elsewhere.
It’s Like We Don’t Even Know Who Goldman Sachs Is Anymore
More transparency? To attract investors? What is this, Bank of America?
David Solomon Like Every Normal Guy Who Spends His Weekends DJing In The Bahamas
He may even take AirTrain to JFK.