Member Of World’s Most Exclusive Club To Run World’s Most Exclusive Hedge Fund
Part-time NFL owner David Tepper’s gonna be a part-time money manager for 15 lucky folks.
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Football Knower Suggests David Tepper Might Want To Go All George Steinbrenner On The Panthers
Or, you know, just enjoy being a billionaire under that dome he’s about to extract from North Carolina taxpayers.
David Tepper Broke The NFL
If there were 31 other David Teppers out there eager to buy a football team, everything would be fine. But there aren’t.
Billionaire Tax Opponent Would Like Some Tax Dollars, Please
David Tepper needs the help to put a roof over his football team’s heads.
Did You Have Dinner With Jay Powell On May 9th? No? Then You're Not A Real Hedge Fund King
Was Larry Fink washing his hair that night?
David Tepper To Spend Less Time With Brass Balls, More Time With Other Balls
Appaloosa Management is going out to stud.
David Tepper Way More Woke Than Average Guy Who Decorates His Office With Brass Testicles, Plays Catch With Breast Implants
And also, depressing, way more than the other 29 NFL owners.
Everyone Can't Be Buying The Panthers, So What's Your Excuse For Selling 153 Million Apple Shares To Omaha's Favorite Grandpa?
Do you not like Face ID, or what?
David Tepper’s Brass Balls Are Coming To Carolina
The Yinzer King is becoming a southern gentleman.
David Tepper Contemplating Unconscionable Act Of Betrayal
He’ll never be able to go home again if he buys the Carolina Panthers.
David Tepper Is Giddy About Tax Cuts
They’re good for him and they’re good for stocks, and he won’t hear anything else said about them.
Ray Dalio Turning Connecticut Into Giant Wildebeest Preserve/Hyena Training Ground
And it's only taken a half-percent of his fortune.
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Local Retiree Making More Money Than Hedge Fund Managers Who Work For A Living
Jim Simons is still The One.
Dan Loeb, David Tepper Not Sure Apple’s A $150 Stock
In fact, Loeb's not sure any stock is worth its current price.
Low-Blow Media Now Lying About President Trump’s Incalculable Wealth
It can't even count to TEN BILLION DOLLARS properly.
David Tepper Turns His "Squawk Box" Segment Into A Verbal Curb-Stomping of Donald Trump
That escalated quickly...
David Tepper Not Amused By His Super-Horny Facebook Impersonator
Someone out there is catfishing under the assumption that a lot of people want to do sex on David Tepper.
Windy City’s Wealthiest Man Still Making It Rain
Ken Griffin is still able to put food on the table (his and everyone other person in the state of Illinois).
Highest Paid Hedge Fund Managers Liked 2015 Just Fine
Oh, you didn't make $12.94 billion? That's unfortunate.
Newly-Minted Florida Man Breaks New Jersey
David Tepper is really f@cking up Chris Christie's tax season.
Prospects For ‘Valeant Of Solar’ Even Dimmer Than For O.G. Valeant
SunEdison is the one stock that even Bill Ackman can feel bad for right now.
Ginormous Tax Savings Just A Happy Byproduct Of David Tepper's Move To Florida
So that's nice for him.