The only person fully enjoying this tournament is a 98-year-old nun, so do with that what you will.
Winners, losers and intentional losers from March Madness' first week.
For the FREE HELICOPTER RIDE we're giving away.
By which we mean helicopter ride (no joke).
First place get a ride on Uber-but-for-helicopters (for real). Last place gets Dealbreaker swag.
And you don't want that on your conscience.
As Dealbreaker historians will recall, 2011 marked our first Dealbreaker NCAA Tournament Challenge. It was inspired by a financial services hack who made the public announcement that he planned to (anonymously) report any colleagues he caught filling out brackets and keeping tabs on their picks during business hours. At the time, we encouraged you all to enter as many pools as were available, making it impossible for him to keep up with the amount of people and their offenses he needed to rat out, and created one to do our part. Is this guy still on the loose? He very well might be but regardless: never forget. To that end, sign up for the Third Annual Dealbreaker NCAA Tournament Challenge today. If you need reason beyond being able to say you won the DBNCAATC, first place will receive dinner for him/herself plus some colleagues and/friends at Peter Luger* and the must-have item of the season, a blue and green Dealbreaker banker bag.