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JPMorgan Has Put In The Hours Needed To Get Hammered On The WeWork IPO
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
Plucky Private Equity Firm Sells Some Property For Pocket Change
Steve Schwarzman just moved a skyscraper for $640 million to get the week started off right.
Marissa Mayer Is The Keyser Söze Of Business
The greatest trick Marissa ever pulled was convincing the world she didn't know what she was doing.
Jeff Bezos Captures Entire Rich Yuppie Food Supply Chain For Low Low Price Of $13.7 Billion
It's weird to think that Amazon and Whole Foods weren't always together.
Verizon Finally Gets Around To Telling Yahoo That It Ain't All That
If this relationship is gonna work out, there are going to be a quarter of a billion fewer dollars at stake.
Verizon Gazes At A Sleeping Yahoo, Doesn't Know What To Think Anymore
TFW you can longer pretend bae isn't crazy as fuck.
AT&T Looking To Buy Time Warner, Troll Verizon Real Hard
The merger is mega, but the cruelty is deep.
Verizon Ready To Admit That It Got Totally Catfished By Yahoo
This was not what Verizon fell in love with over the phone.
Report: Disney Considering Adding Jack Dorsey To Its Collection Of Adorable Cartoon Characters
Is Bob Iger looking to take one of Jack's jobs off his hands?
Marissa Mayer Is The Only Person Who Thinks Marissa Mayer Is Staying On At Yahoo
She could stay on post-merger, but the Gods of Logic would weep.
Reports: Marissa Mayer Thisclose To Getting Verizon To Pay $5B For What's Left Of Yahoo
She might just pull a half-dead rabbit out of a badly-damaged hat after all, you guys.
Through Her Terrible Deal With Mozilla, Marissa Mayer Proves That Search Can Still Turn A Profit
Yahoo's buyer will likely have to pay Mozilla more than $1B because Marissa Mayer thought Yahoo was a search engine.
Warren Buffett Interested In Yahoo Because Why Not At This Point
Oh, so we're dragging Warren Buffett into this now? Cool cool.
Barry Diller Values Yahoo At Somewhere Between $0 And "Don't Waste My Time"
It doesn't look like Barry is coming to save Marissa after all...
Steve Cohen's Apartment Basically Affordable Housing At This Point
And yet no one will make him an offer, despite slashing $36 million off the original asking price. $36 million, people! Who does he have to screw around here to at least get a dialogue going?