Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
Steve Schwarzman just moved a skyscraper for $640 million to get the week started off right.
It's weird to think that Amazon and Whole Foods weren't always together.
If this relationship is gonna work out, there are going to be a quarter of a billion fewer dollars at stake.
TFW you can longer pretend bae isn't crazy as fuck.
The merger is mega, but the cruelty is deep.
This was not what Verizon fell in love with over the phone.
Is Bob Iger looking to take one of Jack's jobs off his hands?
She could stay on post-merger, but the Gods of Logic would weep.
She might just pull a half-dead rabbit out of a badly-damaged hat after all, you guys.
Yahoo's buyer will likely have to pay Mozilla more than $1B because Marissa Mayer thought Yahoo was a search engine.
Oh, so we're dragging Warren Buffett into this now? Cool cool.
It doesn't look like Barry is coming to save Marissa after all...
And yet no one will make him an offer, despite slashing $36 million off the original asking price. $36 million, people! Who does he have to screw around here to at least get a dialogue going?