In memo to staff, JD offers broad strokes about how to bank a dystopia.
America has spoken. And it has told all of us uppity minorities and women that we have no voice.
Was it all just a game?
Don't look now but Elon is buying stuff...seriously, don't look.
Steven Mnuchin is getting the orange nod to put his signature on all the currency in Trumperica.
Jim Comey worked for Bridgewater, so maybe his decision-making isn't bizarre, maybe it's next level perfect.
You can breathe a sigh of relief, J-Dimez.
If JPMorgan is going to put up the cash for this deal, they don't want it torpedoed by YouKnowWho.
Acting crazy as a well thought out plan they GET.
Believe it or not, Big Larry had a hard time keeping his thoughts to himself.
There have been better arguments against the fiduciary rule.
We're not even sure if this counts as schadenfreude anymore.
Aren't Wharton types just the worst? (wink wink nudge nudge)
One of the weirdest subplots of this dumb election looks to be coming to its end.
The Big C is done having a political opinion and a private one.
This makes you wonder if Carl Icahn ever considered the option of STFU.
You can thank YouKnowWho for preventing you from buying shares in Jose Cuervo.
The Khaleesi of Wall Street is back!