Coincidentally, there’s a real bargain for 3,000 lavish square feet in Trump Tower right now.
Maybe all of you Bernie Bros should have thought about that before scaring him out of the race and leaving us with Joe Biden.
This is getting exhausting.
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
Let’s brainstorm better ways to spend Mike Bloomberg’s money than on a doomed bid for president.
See if you can follow his reasoning. No, really, see if it’s possible.
The wrong billionaire is about to get mauled by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren in the primaries.
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
The Mooch performatively pisses off the president, is forced to join The Resistance.
For a guy who's not running for president, Jamie Dimon spends an inordinate amount of time running for president.