RenTech Co-Founder Just Realized What It Will Mean If His Money Helps Take Down Donald Trump In November
Coincidentally, there’s a real bargain for 3,000 lavish square feet in Trump Tower right now.
It’s Not Jamie Dimon’s Fault He Can’t Help Sounding Presidential
Maybe all of you Bernie Bros should have thought about that before scaring him out of the race and leaving us with Joe Biden.
Jamie Dimon Issues Conflicting Statements About Presidential Bid
This is getting exhausting.
Lloyd Blankfein Attempts A Clapback Tweet, Ends Up With A Flaming Cooperman On His Hands
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
Things Michael Bloomberg Should Do Other Than Run For President No. 1: Buy The Knicks
Let’s brainstorm better ways to spend Mike Bloomberg’s money than on a doomed bid for president.
Mark Cuban Makes Intellectually Dishonest Argument To Show Elizabeth Warren’s Intellectual Dishonesty
See if you can follow his reasoning. No, really, see if it’s possible.
Michael Bloomberg Thinking About Running For President Again As Jamie Dimon Continues To Solve All Of America’s Problems
The wrong billionaire is about to get mauled by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren in the primaries.
Leon Cooperman Leaning Into His New Life As A Human In-Kind Contribution To Elizabeth Warren's Presidential Campaign
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
Anthony Scaramucci Is Back To Thinking That Donald Trump Probably Shouldn't Be President
The Mooch performatively pisses off the president, is forced to join The Resistance.
Area Bank CEO Spends 24 Hours Cosplaying As Presidential Candidate
For a guy who's not running for president, Jamie Dimon spends an inordinate amount of time running for president.