HSBC Doesn’t Need One In Seven Of You, Especially If You Work In London Or The U.S.
If you’re not an HSBC employee currently worried about coronavirus, you should be worried about your job.
Deutsche Bank
Becoming Not Deutsche Bank Is Very Expensive
Of course, remaining Deutsche Bank may be existentially more expensive.
Deutsche Bank Settles Money Laundering Case For €15M, Unquantifiable Amount Of Bad Publicity
Christian Sewing involuntarily shudders whenever he hears police sirens now.
Deutsche Bank’s Stink Rubbing Off On President Trump’s Lawyers
And they had plenty of their own stink to deal with already.
Deutsche Bank, Nomura Convicted Of Bankicide Against Fellow Lender Monte Dei Paschi
‘Twas nearly death by derivative, sayeth the courts.
Deutsche Bank Made A Pretty Good Deal
We’re as surprised as you are, but less surprised some muckrakers are here to screw it up.
Famed Turnaround Artist To Lead Man Group Back To Glory
Man Group’s Deutsche Bank cosplay may have gone a bit too far.
Guy In Charge Of Deutsche Bank's Future Reportedly Decides His Future Is Not At Deutsche Bank
Tommaso Zanobini seems to not be Deutsche's global head of fintech banking anymore.
Deutsche Bank CEO Makes Good On Pledge To Piss Away 15% Of His Comp By Investing It In Deutsche Bank Stock
Christian Sewing is really going The Full Lutheran.
Even UBS Recoiled In Horror From Deutsche Bank’s Investment Bank
Sergio Ermotti send his apologies to the 18,000 people without jobs today as a result.
Deutsche Bank Fined $13 Million For Scandal It Could Really Use To Pay Future Fines From Other Scandals
Or, you know, to help it stay afloat.
Some Deutsche Bank Severance Packages Even Included Keeping Your Old Email For A Few Weeks
The Deutsche Bank layoffs are going as well as we thought.
Jeffrey Epstein’s Banker Screws Over Jeffrey Epstein’s Bank
Jes Staley, who once bought a hedge fund with Epstein’s help, is taking his piece of Deutsche Bank’s prime brokerage.
Deutsche Bank Somehow Still A Thing That Exists
Admitting to collecting fees from a notorious sex criminal is somehow only the third-worst thing that has happened to Deutsche Bank in the last 24 hours.
Even Deutsche Bank Found Jeffrey Epstein's Finances To Be Deeply Sketchy, And It's Also Pretty Sure He's No Longer A Client
When's the last time you heard about Deutsche uncovering some weird transactions?...Wait, don't answer that.
Area Man Chooses Working For Deutsche Bank Over Working For Cliff Asness
Even we think this is unfair to Cliff.
Deutsche Bank Is Done Watching Goldman Sachs Hog The Spotlight On The 1MDB Scandal
What's the German compound word for "Get off my lawn!"?
We'll Give You One Guess Which Bank Was Lending To Jeffrey Epstein
Oh, Deutsche, you beautiful monster.
Deutsche Bank Predictably Manages To Do The Right Thing In Totally The Wrong Way
The whole cutting-things-to-the-bone-and-firing-everyone-before-lunch thing totally would have worked seven years ago. Now? Maybe not so much.
Deutsche Bank Thanking "18,000 Volunteers" On Actual Sign Hanging In NYC HQ Today
You would think that someone in HR would be a little more sensitive to that number right now, but also this is Deutsche Bank.
Deutsche Bank Informing 18,000 People That It's Basically A Community Bank Now, And Also They Are Fired
The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.
Bloomberg: Deutsche Bank's US Headquarters Is A Half-Empty Sadness Factory Fueled By Weltschmerz And Day Drinking
A fun peek inside 60 Wall Street!