Deutsche Bank

No one’s giving them a blank check anymore.

And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.

In karmically-related news, Deutsche Bank posted its first profit since the Obama Administration.

We know, hard to believe at a firm that’s paid roughly €11ty gazillion in fines the last few years.

The Drumpfs need some new banks.

As usual, it’s going to lose money on it.

Deutsche Bank won’t have Rosemary Vrablic to kick around anymore. But Cy Vance still does.

Please rise and raise your right hands and prepare to explain everything everyone named “Trump” ever said to you.

And then make Donald Trump a non-client as quickly as possible.

We can’t believe we’re saying it any more than they can believe they’re hearing it.

It’s measured in eight figures.

Hint: It didn’t have to look far.

The rest merely need to come in a clean out their desks.

Anyone can audit them, but there’s only one auditor they’re thinking about suing.

At least, they say no one can question whether they’re doing it, which is just as good.

Does anything say lack of success quite like “Deutsche Bank Park”?

Cy Vance knows what we’re talking about.

Donald Trump’s Deutsche Banker scored a pretty nice profit by flipping it, too.