In karmically-related news, Deutsche Bank posted its first profit since the Obama Administration.
We know, hard to believe at a firm that’s paid roughly €11ty gazillion in fines the last few years.
The Drumpfs need some new banks.
As usual, it’s going to lose money on it.
Please rise and raise your right hands and prepare to explain everything everyone named “Trump” ever said to you.
And then make Donald Trump a non-client as quickly as possible.
Hint: It didn’t have to look far.
The rest merely need to come in a clean out their desks.
Anyone can audit them, but there’s only one auditor they’re thinking about suing.
Does anything say lack of success quite like “Deutsche Bank Park”?
Cy Vance knows what we’re talking about.
Donald Trump’s Deutsche Banker scored a pretty nice profit by flipping it, too.
And the second quarter definitely did not kill it!
Turns out no one’s born with the moniker “RELATIONSHIP MANAGER-1.”
Someone at the Frankfurt mailroom might want to keep an eye out for envelopes postmarked Albany and Manhattan.
The inevitable Deutsche Bank-Wirecard hookup is nearly here.
It’s the perfect Deutsche Bank solution to a problem.
That, of course, means another round of fines.
And getting caught for it.
Maybe next time listen to those voices asking, “Is it a good idea to do business with a sex offender?”