Even we think this is unfair to Cliff.
What's the German compound word for "Get off my lawn!"?
Oh, Deutsche, you beautiful monster.
The whole cutting-things-to-the-bone-and-firing-everyone-before-lunch thing totally would have worked seven years ago. Now? Maybe not so much.
You would think that someone in HR would be a little more sensitive to that number right now, but also this is Deutsche Bank.
The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
Maybe Trump is right about this Fed...
Peter Selman has finally realized that it is time to aussteigen.
If it’s the slightest bit risky, it’s too risky a business line for the Germans.
Yes, this headline would apply no matter what you put after “figure out,” but once again we’re talking about this.
You never fail to shock us with your hiring decisions, Wells Fargo.
Paul Achleitner has created a situation in which he feels that he can't afford to fire the chief of his failing investment banking unit.
We fully expect Lee Zeldin's face to melt off when he sees who owns Trump's massive debts.
In fairness, it seems like they have a point.
Our two favorite messy bitches are having more hot drama.
It s starting to seem like Deutsche Bank doesn't have a clear picture of itself.
If Deutsche Bank puts all its bad assets, liabilities and stalled business lines into one entity, what would be left of Deutsche Bank?
It’s like Goethe’s tragedy about a troubled bank has eyes for another troubled bank that’s in an unhappy relationship with yet another troubled bank.
You can't have nice things, Christian Sewing, that's how The Curse of Cryan works.
The NY Attorney General has eased Deutsche's burden of worry by issuing a subpoena.