Man Group’s Deutsche Bank cosplay may have gone a bit too far.
Tommaso Zanobini seems to not be Deutsche's global head of fintech banking anymore.
Christian Sewing is really going The Full Lutheran.
Sergio Ermotti send his apologies to the 18,000 people without jobs today as a result.
Or, you know, to help it stay afloat.
The Deutsche Bank layoffs are going as well as we thought.
Jes Staley, who once bought a hedge fund with Epstein’s help, is taking his piece of Deutsche Bank’s prime brokerage.
When's the last time you heard about Deutsche uncovering some weird transactions?...Wait, don't answer that.
Even we think this is unfair to Cliff.
What's the German compound word for "Get off my lawn!"?
Oh, Deutsche, you beautiful monster.
The whole cutting-things-to-the-bone-and-firing-everyone-before-lunch thing totally would have worked seven years ago. Now? Maybe not so much.
You would think that someone in HR would be a little more sensitive to that number right now, but also this is Deutsche Bank.
The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.
How does Christian Sewing have 20K people left to lose?
Maybe Trump is right about this Fed...
Peter Selman has finally realized that it is time to aussteigen.
If it’s the slightest bit risky, it’s too risky a business line for the Germans.
Yes, this headline would apply no matter what you put after “figure out,” but once again we’re talking about this.