Masa Son Finding Out That Absurdly Big Numbers Aren't Always Fun
After Uber IPO disappoints, SoftBank looking to make it all back on the can't miss WeWork IPO.
Disasters
Blue Apron Shuffling CEOs Like Deck Chairs On The Blue Apron Stock Price
Even we're starting to feel sympathy for $APRN.
Early Snap Investors To Spend Weekend Praying That They Survive Monday's Post-Lockup Stampede Out Of Snap Stock
It's going to be a fucking bloodbath you guys.
Marissa Mayer Coins Awesome New Word To Rename The Detritus Of Her Folly
Is Altaba an Esperanto word for "The Blonde Lady Hurt Me"?
Verizon Gazes At A Sleeping Yahoo, Doesn't Know What To Think Anymore
TFW you can longer pretend bae isn't crazy as fuck.
Marissa Mayer's Dream Team Of Yahoo Advisors Acting More Like A Suicide Squad
It's hard for all-star advisors to share the ball when the ball is Yahoo.
Marissa Mayer's Newest Management Invention: "Layoff Wednesdays"
Nothing pumps up morale like a little midweek career Russian roulette.
Marissa Mayer Is So Ready To Save Yahoo That She Fired 30 People By Accident
Double M is basically the Rasputin of Tech at this point.
Bill Ackman Is ThisClose To Appointing Himself Managing Editor Of The Wall Street Journal
Take this threat seriously, Rupert.
Happy Humpday, Everything Is Broken!
Time to get the gold from under your mattress and head over to your weird uncle's cabin.
A Gentle Reminder From British Financiers That They Can Work From Anywhere
Leave the EU, don't leave the EU. UK financiers have gotten options either way, according to said UK financiers.