After Uber IPO disappoints, SoftBank looking to make it all back on the can't miss WeWork IPO.
Even we're starting to feel sympathy for $APRN.
It's going to be a fucking bloodbath you guys.
Is Altaba an Esperanto word for "The Blonde Lady Hurt Me"?
TFW you can longer pretend bae isn't crazy as fuck.
It's hard for all-star advisors to share the ball when the ball is Yahoo.
Nothing pumps up morale like a little midweek career Russian roulette.
Double M is basically the Rasputin of Tech at this point.
Take this threat seriously, Rupert.
Leave the EU, don't leave the EU. UK financiers have gotten options either way, according to said UK financiers.