Never trust a South Florida money manager without an ex-wife and BMW. Or one with them, apparently.
The inscrutable, incomprehensible and completely unnecessary legal battle between the former Cooper-Hohns comes, after much time and expense, to its meaningless and inevitable conclusion.
Being a pain in the ass may be fun, but it is super-expensive.
The Gross divorce turned literally gross [we hate ourselves for this.]
That sound you hear is Mo El-Erian slow clapping until his hands bleed.
Which is kind of important, you know?
Some bad personal news for Bill Acks.
Anne Dias Griffin is dropping the Griffin, among other things.
It's almost as though George taught him nothing re: women which you KNOW is not the case.
"OMG, I just realized that I'm soooo done being married W U"
She doesn't come down to where you work and slap the fois gras out of your mouth.
The hedge fund manager can't believe he's being forced to defend what was easily one of the Top Five funniest moments of his marriage.
Highly recommend, would get divorced there again.