DJIA
It’s Friday, Sell Everything Just In Case
That is, if you’re not already in voluntary quarantine in Westchester, in which case Rick Santelli thanks you.
Why Didn’t Someone Tell The President This Would Tank The Markets?
Then maybe he wouldn’t have done it.
President Trump Totally Had Some Hot Summer Phone Chats This Summer, And No He Can't - Like - "Prove It"
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
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Call The Close: Well This Is Fun, Isn’t It?
You wanted volatility? You got it! Now guess how much.
Of Course Warren Buffett’s Dow One Million Prediction Came With A Side Reference To Genitalia
Having chased them all his life, the Oracle may spend his second century as one of the opposite sex.
President Trump Loves A Big Round Number
And after a rough couple of weeks, the Dow Jones gave him another one.
It's Official, Wall Street No Longer Interested In Details Or Logic
Post-factual trading is a brave new world.
Call The Close: Dow 19,999.63 Edition
If the Dow hitting 20,000 is fundamentally arbitrary and meaningless then so is human existence.
You’re Not Crazy: The Stock Market Is Going Schizoid
Under the placid surface, markets are ripping in opposite directions.
Uncle Carl Bought The Trump Dip. And Then Some
Who among us hasn't left a friend's party at midnight to throw $1 billion at a plunging market?