President Trump Totally Had Some Hot Summer Phone Chats This Summer, And No He Can't - Like - "Prove It"
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
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Call The Close: Well This Is Fun, Isn’t It?
You wanted volatility? You got it! Now guess how much.
Of Course Warren Buffett’s Dow One Million Prediction Came With A Side Reference To Genitalia
Having chased them all his life, the Oracle may spend his second century as one of the opposite sex.
President Trump Loves A Big Round Number
And after a rough couple of weeks, the Dow Jones gave him another one.
It's Official, Wall Street No Longer Interested In Details Or Logic
Post-factual trading is a brave new world.
Call The Close: Dow 19,999.63 Edition
If the Dow hitting 20,000 is fundamentally arbitrary and meaningless then so is human existence.
You’re Not Crazy: The Stock Market Is Going Schizoid
Under the placid surface, markets are ripping in opposite directions.
Uncle Carl Bought The Trump Dip. And Then Some
Who among us hasn't left a friend's party at midnight to throw $1 billion at a plunging market?