That is, if you’re not already in voluntary quarantine in Westchester, in which case Rick Santelli thanks you.
Then maybe he wouldn’t have done it.
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
Having chased them all his life, the Oracle may spend his second century as one of the opposite sex.
And after a rough couple of weeks, the Dow Jones gave him another one.
Post-factual trading is a brave new world.
If the Dow hitting 20,000 is fundamentally arbitrary and meaningless then so is human existence.
Under the placid surface, markets are ripping in opposite directions.
Who among us hasn't left a friend's party at midnight to throw $1 billion at a plunging market?