Dying Industry Pins Hope On Idiots Buying Into An Impossible Trade Deal
Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.
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Leon Cooperman Leaning Into His New Life As A Human In-Kind Contribution To Elizabeth Warren's Presidential Campaign
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
Peter Navarro Wants To Make It Clear That All Ideas Obviously Coming From Him Should Be Treated As Fake News
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
On China Trade Update, Trump Zigs While Mnuchin...Mnuchins
You guys want to see the new "Who's on first?" routine, but about the slow death of the global economy?
Man Who Lost To Vanilla Ice On "Dancing With The Stars" Attempts To Quell Oil Market Fears Of Sectarian War In Middle east
When Iranian missiles hit Saudi refineries, Rick Perry is the man you want to hear from.
Area Man Capitulates, Market Rejoices, Takes It Back, Markets Weep
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
Paul Singer Decides That AT&T Needs His Always Unwelcome Advice
Everyone's least favorite activist investor is $3.2 billion certain that Ma Bell needs new leadership.
Trump Openly Flirting With His Next Fed Chair
Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.
Bill Dudley Would Like To Clarify That He Meant Jay Powell Should F Donald Trump With Obvious Subtlety
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
President Trump Totally Had Some Hot Summer Phone Chats This Summer, And No He Can't - Like - "Prove It"
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
Trump Asks Jamie, BriMo And Corbat "WTF Is Happening To My Market, You Guys?"
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
Larry Kudlow Calls CNBC To Let Them Know That Peter Navarro And Donald Trump Are Nutty Little Fruitcakes
But, like, on background [wink wink].
If You're Trying To Pretend To Be Excited About China Trade Deal Rumors Again, Maybe Don't Look At The Yield Curve
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
Anthony Scaramucci Is Back To Thinking That Donald Trump Probably Shouldn't Be President
The Mooch performatively pisses off the president, is forced to join The Resistance.
Howard Marks Disagrees With President Trump By Agreeing With Donald Trump
Interest rates are really about your mood in 2019.
Steve Ross Little Fundraiser Is Another Reminder Of NFL's Tenuous Grasp On Labor Peace
The Dolphins training camp just got political.
Kyle Bass Got That Elizabeth Warren Thirst Ferreal
The anti-China crusader sees a true ally in the most-hated woman on Wall Street.
Peter Navarro Now Begging The Fed To Do Him A Solid And Make Him Appear Not Totally Objectively Insane
"I'm not a dangerous lunatic hellbent on global economic destruction if interest rates are negative," implies an actual White House 'economist.'
Gary Cohn Tells The BBC That Donald Trump Isn't Not A Racist So Now There Are More Tariffs
The Big Grundle is still not helping.
Scott Minerd Teases His Own Fed Nomination, Keeps Talking So No Everyone Knows Why It Didn't Happen
Guggenheim Partners' brain is possibly interested in running everyone's money.
