A devastating revelation, we know.
The coronavirus is definitely not good news for the president’s reelection campaign.
Hedge funds are finding Alpha in the fallacy of a US/China trade accord.
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
Did you really believe the White House was barring all US investment in Chinese markets? What are you, Peter Navarro?
You guys want to see the new "Who's on first?" routine, but about the slow death of the global economy?
When Iranian missiles hit Saudi refineries, Rick Perry is the man you want to hear from.
The White House is considering "an interim trade deal" with China.
Everyone's least favorite activist investor is $3.2 billion certain that Ma Bell needs new leadership.
Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.
What he meant to say was don't not crash the economy by "accident."
They were with China...do YOU know anyone in China?
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
But, like, on background [wink wink].
Is it harder to keep swallowing the algo headline bullshit with an inverted yield curve?
The Mooch performatively pisses off the president, is forced to join The Resistance.
Interest rates are really about your mood in 2019.
The Dolphins training camp just got political.
The anti-China crusader sees a true ally in the most-hated woman on Wall Street.
"I'm not a dangerous lunatic hellbent on global economic destruction if interest rates are negative," implies an actual White House 'economist.'
The Big Grundle is still not helping.