Jeff Gundlach Eyeing The Adult Video Stores, Fetish Emporia Of Florida, Texas, Arizona
Just be realistic and ignore the “well governed” part.
Some DoubleLiners Are Drawing The Line At Dr. Fellatio 42
Not everyone’s appetite is as vast as the Great Gundlach’s.
Jeff Gundlach Is Buying Gold Because S**t’s About To Get Real
Everything can’t keep going up, and we can’t keep spending money we don’t have, sayeth the new Bond King.
Jeff Gundlach: Junk Bond ‘Geniuses’ Just Lucky As Hell, Won’t Stay That Way
Also he’s a teensy bit worried about some things this year.
Jeff Gundlach Wore A Purple Corduroy Suit To This Year's Sohn Conference...And Thus Concludes Our Coverage Of This Year's Sohn Conference
This thing peaked early and J-Gundz won Sohn...again.
Jeffrey Gundlach: President Trump, Congressional Leaders Have Been Very Bad Boys
Luckily, the DoubleLine chief has ways to deal with very bad boys.
Remember When Jeffery Gundlach Was An Enigmatic Genius Who Parceled Out His Opinions Sparingly?
We might have jumped the gun with excitement when J-Gundz joined Twitter.
In His Soul, Jeff Gundlach Knows That He Can Make 1,000% Betting Against The S&P
J-Gundz didn't ask to be saddled with the burden of superhuman genius, but he will carry the weight to glory.
Jeff Gundlach Appears At SALT As A Hologram Is A Real Thing That We Didn't Make Up So Don't Blame Us
J-Gundz has achieved The Singularity.
Jeff Gundlach Is Taking A Learning-By-Doing Approach To #FakeNews
@TruthGundlach is now offering his media criticism gratis.
Four Years Of Equities Impotence If G.O.P. Health Bill Fails: Jeffrey Gundlach
Repealing Obamacare is like Viagra for the stock market.
Jeff Gundlach Subtly Lets Everyone Know That He Thinks Bill Gross Is Dumb And Lame
2017 might be the year that we get "The Real Bond Traders of LA" on the air.
Gundlach: Trump Rally Starting To Look Like Actor Filming His Eighth ‘Dr. Fellatio’ Of The Day
Market bang to be followed by whimper…then a cigarette and a nap.
Jeffrey Gundlach Is Taking His Boring Profits All The Way To The Back Room Of The Video Store
You've got questions, J-Gunds got answers.
Jeff Gundlach Still Psyched To Invest In President Trump's Economic Apocalypse
J-Gunds cannot get enough of Trump and his hypothetical free-spending ways.
Jeffrey Gundlach Had A Little Party Last Night
December 7, 1941. November 22, 1963. December 4, 2009. All dates of such historical and cultural significance that if you asked someone where they were that day, they'd surely be able to tell you. Because they weren't just any old days; they were moments when everything changed. The bombing of Pearl Harbor; the assassination of JFK; and, perhaps most importantly, the firing of Jeffrey Gundlach from the TWC Group, which had taken issue with his decision to start his own firm, and choose to express that anger by first escorting him out of the building and second raiding his offices, where they found an amount of adult films and sexual devices that suggested Gundlach was operating an online wholesale sex shop distributor and keeping the inventory at work. TCW also sued its former employee and at the time, rather than roll over and take it which is something he would never do, Gundlach vowed to fight back and clear up the misconception that TCW was the victim in the situation. On the contrary, JG told people, the real victim was US taxpayers who were "promised" Gundlach's services and had to settled for a subpar bond manager when his relationship with the firm was terminated. Gundlach ultimately emerged victorious* and perhaps even more satisfying to The Pope was the number of TCW employees and clients who followed him en masse to his new company, the aptly named DoubleLine Capital. We're not sure how you celebrated last night's hugely significant anniversary, but we do know how Gundlach did:
Want To Earn $100,000 The Hard Way, You Dirty Little Bitch? Give Jeffrey Gundlach A Call
As you may have heard, at some point last week, bond manager Jeffrey Gundlach was robbed. Thieves took $10 million worth of stuff from the Doubleline founder's Santa Monica pad, including a couple of paintings, a few watches, some high-priced wine, a 2010 Porsche Carrera 4S, and whatever cash was lying around. While it's unclear if the burglars made away with Gundlach's collection of priceless pornographic films and sexual apparatus; if he was targeted specifically because the thieves knew they could get their hands on the original copy of Dr. Fellatio 16; or if they were tipped off by JG's regular pizza delivery guy, cable repairman, or pool boy, what is clear that Gundlach is pissed, pissed like a man who is no longer in possession of Ass Traffic Volume 2: The Director's Cut. And that's where you come in. Mr Gundlach has reportedly offered a $100,000 reward for the return of his property. $1,000 is also being offered for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those who carried out the raid, according to Santa Monica police. And to the burglars, if you're reading this, Gundlach will see your asses in court (the real kind, unless you want to settle this in Bondage Nookie Court in which case, get in touch with this lawyer). Multimillionaire financier victim of $10-million heist [LA Times] Thieves snatch $10million haul of fine art, jewellery and a Porsche from home of wealthy banker dubbed the 'Bond God' [DM] Related (...?): Jeffrey Gundlach NOT Set Up By TCW, Big Fan Of “Dr. Fellatio” Series