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Markets Somehow Unimpressed By Revelation That American President Probably Isn’t Russian Puppet
The new normal is weird as f*ck.
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Uncle Carl Bought The Trump Dip. And Then Some
Who among us hasn't left a friend's party at midnight to throw $1 billion at a plunging market?