Doesn't every bank CEO speak sonorously of American promise and augur the menace of socialism in their annual letters?
For a guy who's not running for president, Jamie Dimon spends an inordinate amount of time running for president.
Siri, what's something you'd make your bank do if you wanted to run for President?
The 46th President of these United States uses new metaphor to not say that he's not running.
He's definitely not not running.
35 million JPM shares? We get it, Mr. Oracle, and we're glad to have you aboard.
The Khaleesi of Wall Street is entering the "Dopey" portion of his pre-campaign rope-a-dope.
It's called, subtlety, Big Grundle.
The Khaleesi of Wall Street has gathered his armies, and the moment is upon us.