We thought it was just us.
You can't blame 'em for trying, right?
Tech bros are looking to get an edge by eating no food, doing a bunch of speed and a little acid.
Mark Crumpacker's dealer apparently got a call every time Chipotle HQ got bad news.
You'll have to just excuse the hell out of Joao Pedro Reinhard.
Really, Ivy Leaguers? Really?
May 2010, Structured Portfolio Management founder Don Brownstein is said to "walk around [a] crowded conference room table while slapping the palm of his hand with a baseball bat, stopping behind [a trader] while stating, 'I'll kill you if you leave. The only way you can leave this firm is in a body bag.'" January 2012, Millenium Laboratories really cranks things up a notch re: suggestion of what fate will befall people who attempt to leave their company: