Dumb
SEC Apparently Investigating How Anyone Thought The Snap IPO Was A Good Idea
Investors are asking regulators to look into why no one told them about Facebook being a thing.
CFTC Uses Basic Deductive Reasoning To Charge Staten Island-Based Crypto Trading Firm Named CabbageTech With Fraud
This is what regulators call "A layup."
The [Dumb] Year In Bitcoin
Was anything more 2017 than people plowing their real money into fake money?
Blue Apron IPO Is A Clusterfuck Recipe-in-a-Box.
The cash-hemorrhaging DIY dinner startup is hoping that people will hold its stock longer than they use its product.
Teams Have "Logo Suites" Now Because Tacky Is Complicated
So much "meaning" yet so little "thinking."
The Bromance Between Bill de Blasio and Andrew Cuomo Was Torn Asunder By Jezebel Hedge Funds
Guess who Bill de Blasio is blaming for something... again.
The 2016 Election Cycle Is Still Dumb
(Insert emoji for weeping Thomas Jefferson)