You won’t need to worry about profits doubling once Marcus is in charge.
Citigroup, on the other hand, is still feeling under the weather.
You are our constant, Elon Musk.
The former Eeyore of Wall Street is now a compulsive winner making life more interesting for Jamie Dimon.
The softest bigotry of almost no expectations.
Lyft is the latest victim of a market that's afraid to be alone but even more afraid of an intimate long-term connection.
DJ D-Sol paid Goldmen less in Q1, but how long can he keep doing that?
After dressing up the world's most potent financial services company as a 90's era M&A i-bank, DJ D-Sol is apparently into cosplay.
America’s naughtiest lender will stay under Fed punishment for the whole year.
He's definitely not not running.
Mike Corbat: “I got creamed by that December volatility…come at me, bro.”
It's nice when the little people get a W.
He's done talking about it...OKAY?!
If you read closely, you can see where the ayahuasca Elon drank before the earnings call kicks in during the Q&A.
The Zuck is reporting a diluted EPS of "Deez NUTS!"
No one saw this coming.
Yay BofA! Sorry unemployeds/people across the pond.
So that's nice for...the bank.
So that's something new and exciting.
Even though they had a plan and everything! Son of a!
Deutsche staffers aren't the only ones who just want to say "F*ck this hell hole." But we can't always get what we want, can we?