Elizabeth Warren
DeFi-ing The Law
Just because you’re decentralized doesn’t mean you can run a lottery in this town.
Bizarro Elizabeth Warren To Bedevil Banks At Fed
The first head of the Consumer Protection Financial Bureau wasn’t doing anything anyway, so…
Saving The Economy Didn’t Keep Jay Powell That Busy
Not too busy, anyway, to not trade shares in between chats with Steve Mnuchin.
Lying To, Overcharging Customers Sure Seems Like Wells Fargo’s Primary Strategy
Whether you’re a simple homeowner or a sophisticated investment banking client, it’s just the way Wells does business.
Elizabeth Warren Would Like Wells Fargo’s Latest Setback To Be Its Last
Well, it’s second-to-late. And if not that, let it be Jay Powell’s last.
Now That Bitcoins Can Be Traced, Used On Tropical Vacations And Retired Upon, Some People Thing Maybe We Should Regulate Them
You know, seems like it might be interesting to talk about.
Please Please Please Make Warren v. Cooperman Happen Even If I Can’t Be There
It’s the best possible birthday present the universe could give me under the circumstances.
Now That The SEC Thinks About It, It Is Strange That Citadel, Et. Al.,Pay So Much For The Right To Execute Free Trades
You know, when Elizabeth Warren puts it that way.
Citadel Securities, Accused Of Rigging Markets, Accuses Someone Else Of Rigging Markets
Your purported friends are IEX are not actually your friends, dear retail investors, sayeth Ken Griffin.
SEC Monitoring GameStop Frenzy With Eye Towards Doing Nothing
Letting the Redditors have their fun seems to be a bipartisan point of agreement, which is great, because it probably can’t be stopped.
Steve Schwarzman Ensures He’ll Be Remembered For More Than Just Making A Ton Of Money
His obituary will now include lines like, “providing aid and comfort to an insurrectionist” and, maybe, “man whose odiousness inspired the legislative dismantling of the private equity industry.”
The SEC Would Also Like To Know Why, How Kodak Shares Are Up 600%
What did CEO Jim Continenza know, when did he know it and what did he do with that knowledge?
Supreme Court Orders Joe Biden To Fire CFPB Director On Jan. 20
The CFPB is alive if unwell, and may be ready to get back to business early next year.
Hedge Fund Activist Says Hedge Fund Activism Is A Waste Of Time
Hedge funds, too. You know, except his new one.
Wells Fargo Pinned Hopes For Mercy On Racist, Was Disappointed
And it would have worked, too, if not for you meddling SJWs.
Since Jamie Dimon’s Not Running For President, Perhaps He’d Like To Spend Some Time Dealing With The Racism At His Bank?
Someone who is running for president would like to know.
Lloyd Blankfein Attempts A Clapback Tweet, Ends Up With A Flaming Cooperman On His Hands
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
Mark Cuban Makes Intellectually Dishonest Argument To Show Elizabeth Warren’s Intellectual Dishonesty
See if you can follow his reasoning. No, really, see if it’s possible.
Cranky Area Senior Is Writing Bitchy Letters To Politicians Again
Leon Cooperman is trying to accidentally get a Democrat elected again with his unsolicited angry "Advice."
Steve Schwarzman ‘Incredibly Proud’ Of ‘Vital Role’ That’s Earned Him $17 Billion
That’s five times as much as Leon Cooperman, by the way.
Leon Cooperman Leaning Into His New Life As A Human In-Kind Contribution To Elizabeth Warren's Presidential Campaign
Every time The Coop opens his mouth, another Bernie Bro gets a crush on Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Warren Savagely Dominates Jacob Wohl, Finishing Him Off For Now
If this is how she handles a hedge fund wunderkind, imagine what she's going to do to Larry Fink.
Area Senior Taking Election In Graceful Stride
Leon Cooperman has concerns that a President Elizabeth Warren would close the stock market, or something.
Elizabeth Warren Rekindles Hate-Hate Relationship With Wells Fargo
America’s least competent bank ripping off former customers is the stuff of the senator’s angry dreams.