Elon Musk

A prescient warning for our times.

Lessons from this weekend’s fiery (of course) crash.

Maybe because the SPAC cops are the only regulators left on a beat.

Nor, for that matter, is Congress particularly amused by Jack Dorsey’s.

He’s practically an American already.

And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.

Sadly, nothing about the above headline is satirical or even exaggerated.

Apparently you need electricity to make electric cars.

And why not?

Elon Musk’s (temporarily) out of the stock-hyping game.

So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.

The pup ate SpaceX’s subpoena!

GameStop’s gravity-defying rise, that is.

Whether it’s a decade in a Sardinian jail or whatever the Chinese do to people whose cars explode in parking garages.

What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?

What’s the South Korean government’s position on exterminating MBAs?

He knows you were thinking it, too, without even having implanted a chip in your skull yet.

Absolutely. Demolished.