Elon Musk

Pfffft. Who isn’t living in an unrelenting hellscape all the time? God.

Even if it would be for his own good, his Twitter habit hasn’t yet reached “poisoning the jury pool” levels.

If there were any doubt about it, here’s a poison pill the company’s got between its teeth, ready to bite down should Musk place any large orders.

Someone else is doing a better job of fighting regulator-mandated speech restrictions than the world’s richest man.

One we’re sure is every bit as well planned as the one to take Tesla private.

If it’s any consolation, Matthew Beasley will be in prison for so long it won’t matter how much the SEC orders him to pay.

Man of his word, he is. Not that he understands words.

There are many indications this might be about more than just stock price.

Especially SEC rules.

Brace yourself for Tesla-witter.

Trolling trumps triumph, apparently.

That’s probably not what he thinks he’s asking for, but it is.

This is a dumb investigation and a waste of taxpayer money for a number of reasons.

Yea, not so much.

Gary Gensler & co. are upping the ante to “insider trading.”

We’re at the “seeing what sticks” portion of Tesla’s bid to get out from under the deal it signed and has never lived up to.

Any other outcome would amount to intolerable persecution of a billionaire.

Nobody humanizes people in the business and financial world like Lewis does.