But don’t expect radio silence.
Because, bravo, you guys seemed to be able to do it.
Can he interest you in a beautiful spot in the Nevada desert?
This lawsuit is no joke, to Elon Musk, anyway.
X Æ A-12 Musk will apparently grow up in a SpaceX vessel circling Mars.
What’s good for Tesla is good for America, in the opinion of one Twitter user.
Was there no one around to grab his phone when TSLA shares hit $420?
If he’s got to be in the dock, David Einhorn should have to join him.
Elon Musk knows what you think “pedo” means, it’s just that he, uh, didn’t know it when he said it, or something.
You are our constant, Elon Musk.
This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
And we’re frankly in accord with the sentiment.
Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.
Tesla really is a hell of a thing.
Daddy DotCom’s at it again.
This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.