Elon Musk

If it goes wrong, then the financial consequences could be disastrous.

It's almost as if carefully thinking through and thoroughly reflecting upon everything he says before he says it is not Musk’s strong suit.

Hold on to your racist Pepe memes.

Wu-Tang said it best: cash rules everything around me.

What makes me want to work with Tesla? I've been chronicling this guy's court run-ins since I was a 0L!

This seems entirely functional.

You have to fight for free speech.

It took less than three months for Twitter’s leadership to go from taking grave measures to keep Musk from acquiring the company to suing him to try to force him to acquire the company.

Due diligence is your friend, Elon.

Wall Street Journal stans hard for their boy Elon.

This is fun to see.

The fact that Donald Trump might state things contrary to the truth isn’t much of a surprise, of course.

Pfffft. Who isn’t living in an unrelenting hellscape all the time? God.

Even if it would be for his own good, his Twitter habit hasn’t yet reached “poisoning the jury pool” levels.

If there were any doubt about it, here’s a poison pill the company’s got between its teeth, ready to bite down should Musk place any large orders.

Someone else is doing a better job of fighting regulator-mandated speech restrictions than the world’s richest man.

One we’re sure is every bit as well planned as the one to take Tesla private.

If it’s any consolation, Matthew Beasley will be in prison for so long it won’t matter how much the SEC orders him to pay.