Elon Musk

Elon Musk demands your sympathy for these diamond handcuffs he’s put himself in. Oh, and also to not have to pay these losers $2 billion.

Getting sued, going to court, getting called a modern-day AOL…

For something so volatile and theoretically interesting, the not-particularly-trying trials of faux currencies are actually quite boring.

GameStop may not be selling weed or ice cream or dog food, but it and its ilk are certainly selling a lot of stock.

A prescient warning for our times.

Lessons from this weekend’s fiery (of course) crash.

Maybe because the SPAC cops are the only regulators left on a beat.

Nor, for that matter, is Congress particularly amused by Jack Dorsey’s.

He’s practically an American already.

And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.

Sadly, nothing about the above headline is satirical or even exaggerated.

Apparently you need electricity to make electric cars.

And why not?

Elon Musk’s (temporarily) out of the stock-hyping game.

So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.

The pup ate SpaceX’s subpoena!

GameStop’s gravity-defying rise, that is.

Whether it’s a decade in a Sardinian jail or whatever the Chinese do to people whose cars explode in parking garages.