Nor, for that matter, is Congress particularly amused by Jack Dorsey’s.
And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.
Sadly, nothing about the above headline is satirical or even exaggerated.
Apparently you need electricity to make electric cars.
Elon Musk’s (temporarily) out of the stock-hyping game.
So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.
Whether it’s a decade in a Sardinian jail or whatever the Chinese do to people whose cars explode in parking garages.
What makes a cryptocurrency a currency, one lawsuit-battling crypto wonders aloud and angrily?
What’s the South Korean government’s position on exterminating MBAs?
He knows you were thinking it, too, without even having implanted a chip in your skull yet.
Elon Musk’s behavior aside, Tesla has become too big for the S&P 500 to ignore.
Nikola may have no revenue, but it does have subpoenas.
Nope, it’s not a Cybertruck with an actual unbreakable windshield.
Because, bravo, you guys seemed to be able to do it.
SoftBank and Tesla, the two companies that make the least sense, give their bosses rich pats on the back for jobs apparently well-done by some inscrutable measure.
Can he interest you in a beautiful spot in the Nevada desert?
This lawsuit is no joke, to Elon Musk, anyway.