Elon Musk

This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."

D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.

And we’re frankly in accord with the sentiment.

Elon Musk's notional car company is losing money and executives, but his key Wall Street apostle remains unfazed.

Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.

Tesla really is a hell of a thing.

Daddy DotCom’s at it again.

This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.

As with everything else Tesla-related, when you get into the proper magical realms, it looked more like a $2.3 billion year.

Silver linings, y'all.

Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.

Tilson v Musk is a fight we'd pay to see...not a lot, but we'd pay.

Even we have to admit that Elon just did a good tweet.

The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.

An Elon has many faces.

Former apostle Adam Jonas has downgraded Tesla four times, and the rooster has not yet crowed.

Can someone hand Elon more cash to feed his money bonfire?

To figure out how to pass the torch at Bridgewater, the Wizard of Westport subjected his billionaire friends to a personality test.