Was there no one around to grab his phone when TSLA shares hit $420?
If he’s got to be in the dock, David Einhorn should have to join him.
Elon Musk knows what you think “pedo” means, it’s just that he, uh, didn’t know it when he said it, or something.
You are our constant, Elon Musk.
This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
And we’re frankly in accord with the sentiment.
Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.
Tesla really is a hell of a thing.
Daddy DotCom’s at it again.
This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
Tilson v Musk is a fight we'd pay to see...not a lot, but we'd pay.
Even we have to admit that Elon just did a good tweet.
The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.
Former apostle Adam Jonas has downgraded Tesla four times, and the rooster has not yet crowed.
Can someone hand Elon more cash to feed his money bonfire?