Elon Musk

During that phone call about those cool rockets Elon Musk is building, did the president not notice that he talks kinda funny?

Was there no one around to grab his phone when TSLA shares hit $420?

Who wants to explain everything he does to the SEC/judge/board members/Saudi crown prince?

If he’s got to be in the dock, David Einhorn should have to join him.

Elon Musk knows what you think “pedo” means, it’s just that he, uh, didn’t know it when he said it, or something.

You are our constant, Elon Musk.

This reminds us of the time he learned about "sex parties."

D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.

And we’re frankly in accord with the sentiment.

Elon Musk's notional car company is losing money and executives, but his key Wall Street apostle remains unfazed.

Just one microchip in your brain will make you electric car an ever-appreciating asset.

Tesla really is a hell of a thing.

Daddy DotCom’s at it again.

This is a wonderful moment of liturgical testing in the Muskian religion.

As with everything else Tesla-related, when you get into the proper magical realms, it looked more like a $2.3 billion year.

Silver linings, y'all.

Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.

Tilson v Musk is a fight we'd pay to see...not a lot, but we'd pay.