Endowments
Harvard Could Invest Entire Endowment With Bill Ackman, John Paulson And Still Be Fine
Who needs hedge funds when you have hedge fund managers?
Harvard Admits That Harvard Sucks At Managing Harvard's Money
In a blow to metaphysical obnoxiousness, the phrase "I'm a hedge fund manager at Harvard" is now obsolete.
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Wall Street Playing The Hunger Games: College Endowment Edition
May the odds be ever in your favor (to score those fees).