"Eat shit, Schwab, we got puppies" said E*Trade in a statement.
You still have a gig trading equities, and you want more? Are traders greedy or something?
The Deutsche Bank layoffs are going as well as we thought.
Can you still be the anti-Wall Street app when you've come to epitomize The New Wall Street?
David Kostin tells clients that this bull is barely breathing.
The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.
Some solid research here from the Nodoi Institute at The University of Obvious.
Peter Selman has finally realized that it is time to aussteigen.
No one wants to hold equities today but everyone wants to hold Uber on Thursday, claims Uber.
Jimmy Gorman's boys are ready to call this a bear market.
Monsanto and Jack Dorsey are the strangest of bedfellows.
Is there a German compound word for terrible irony?
A sobering reality-check following last week's market binge.