Makes as much sense as any of the rest of it, no?
GME is back on Robinhood. But so are the SEC and class-action lawyers.
You like what you like, and Jim Gorman really likes that talking baby.
"Eat shit, Schwab, we got puppies" said E*Trade in a statement.
It's awesome to create internal safety committees but FINRA kind of prefers that you, like, make them do stuff.
Pissing off Harvey Keitel seems like a poor investment idea.
Even Martin's bail bondsman can't believe this guy.
Like the four who held the job before him since its, er, difficulties began five-and-a-half years ago, Steve Freiberg did not do a particularly good job running E*Trade. But he's been compensated handsomely for facing the wrath of an angry Ken Griffin before getting a pink slip in August.