Congratulations To Jim Gorman On Finally Buying Something He’s Wanted To For 20 Years For Some Reason
You like what you like, and Jim Gorman really likes that talking baby.
E*Trade
E*Trade Set To Announce New Commission-Based "100 Trades = 1 New Puppy" Consumer Product
"Eat shit, Schwab, we got puppies" said E*Trade in a statement.
Robinhood Is Eating E*Trade's Lunch, Millennials
People evidently prefer trading for free to trading for not-free.
E*Trade Fined $900K For Handling Customer Data Like Actual Babies
It's awesome to create internal safety committees but FINRA kind of prefers that you, like, make them do stuff.
E*Trade F@cks With Harvey Keitel, Lives To Tell The Tale
Pissing off Harvey Keitel seems like a poor investment idea.
Martin Shkreli Feeling Super Thankful That He Kept $45M Handy In His E*Trade Account
Even Martin's bail bondsman can't believe this guy.
Maybe E*Trade Should Stop Giving Four-Year Contracts To Its CEOs
Like the four who held the job before him since its, er, difficulties began five-and-a-half years ago, Steve Freiberg did not do a particularly good job running E*Trade. But he's been compensated handsomely for facing the wrath of an angry Ken Griffin before getting a pink slip in August.