E*Trade
Congratulations To Jim Gorman On Finally Buying Something He’s Wanted To For 20 Years For Some Reason
You like what you like, and Jim Gorman really likes that talking baby.
E*Trade Set To Announce New Commission-Based "100 Trades = 1 New Puppy" Consumer Product
"Eat shit, Schwab, we got puppies" said E*Trade in a statement.
Robinhood Is Eating E*Trade's Lunch, Millennials
People evidently prefer trading for free to trading for not-free.
E*Trade Fined $900K For Handling Customer Data Like Actual Babies
It's awesome to create internal safety committees but FINRA kind of prefers that you, like, make them do stuff.
E*Trade F@cks With Harvey Keitel, Lives To Tell The Tale
Pissing off Harvey Keitel seems like a poor investment idea.
Martin Shkreli Feeling Super Thankful That He Kept $45M Handy In His E*Trade Account
Even Martin's bail bondsman can't believe this guy.
Maybe E*Trade Should Stop Giving Four-Year Contracts To Its CEOs
Like the four who held the job before him since its, er, difficulties began five-and-a-half years ago, Steve Freiberg did not do a particularly good job running E*Trade. But he's been compensated handsomely for facing the wrath of an angry Ken Griffin before getting a pink slip in August.